JCC The Official Bible Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by George Roper, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Does anyone know whether Samson and Goliath ever went toe-to-toe with one another? If so, who won?
  2. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    who would win in a cagematch: jesus or moses?
  3. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Moses because his beard is cooler.
  4. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Pretty sure Jesus' water into wine special attack would be powerless against the awesome might of Moses' patented "Ten Commandments Takedown."
  5. tom Chosen One

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    also because he's packing heat.
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  6. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion.
  7. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    i think moses is pretty much batman in this scenario and jesus is superman. its a batman/superman scenario as opposed to a superman/goku scenario, if you know what i mean
  8. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Also, when Jesus is walking on water, Moses can part the water causing Jesus to fall to the ground below before having the walls of water collapse back in, drowning Jesus.
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  9. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nah he'd call his buddy Jonah and say "come save me bro" and then Jonah would come and the fish that he's inside would eat Moses and stuff.
  10. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    naw jonah is old testament. his team loyalty would naturally be to moses
  11. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Jesus could easily disguise his voice to sound like Moses ala The Terminator.
  12. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    thats a good point but when jonah showed up the jig would probs be up
  13. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Even if Jonah showed up and Jesus multiplied the fish, Moses could just part the water and the fish die.
  14. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    guys this video is very important to me because its, like, its jesus but its if jesus had lived in modern times and been a ass-clown hipster layabout instead of an actual teacher and prophet. pastor steven, the aging ex-punk who plays drums at my church, made it
  15. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    My Bible Party:
    Barbarian: Samson
    Sorcerer: Moses
    Cleric: Samuel
    Rogue: Joshua
    Fighter: David
  16. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    So David is mostly useless and only worth a quick dip for other melee classes?
  17. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Can we discuss this bible?
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  18. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    He can tank.
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  19. Darth Tunes SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    I'm in the mood tonight for a reading from the Southern Comfort testament.
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  20. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    The Book of Bourbon
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  21. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    guys seriously please watch this its very important to me because im semi-illiterate and completely dead inside

  22. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    5 minutes and 32 seconds....

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  23. Darth Tunes SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    No... I'm already late to my service at St. Al's Liquor.
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  24. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Bourbon Chapter 2, Verse 19...

    And Yea, the Bearded One shall be adorned with Lakers Jersey and flowing neckflocks. He shall sup on the golden nectar of that of Martin Wilkes Heron in New Orleans in 1874,and is now owned by the Brown-Forman Corporation.
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