Chic, IL The Official CF Line-by-Liner! ANH

Luke: Well, my little friend... you've got something jammed in here real good. Were you on a Star Cruiser or a....

 

LEIA: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

 

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

 

Luke: WHAT'S THIS?!!

 

Artoo: Boop Tweet

Threepio: He asked you a question! What is that?

 

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

 

C3P0: Oh, he says is a malfunction, old data perhaps, pay no mind to it...

 

Who is she? She's beautiful
(she's also your sister, ***kin' perv)

 

THREEPIO: I'm afraid I'm not quite sure, sir.

 

Luke: "is there more to this recording?"
R2D2: :::beeps and other electronic sounds:::

 

C3PO: I believe she was a passenger on our last voyage. A person of some importance.

 

(Artoo responds)

Threepio: Behave yourself Artoo! You're going to get us into trouble. It's alright you can trust him. He's our new master.

(Artoo beeps & tweets)

 

C3P0: "He says that he is the property of Obi Wan Kenobi and that the messeage is for him"

 

Quite frankly sir I don't know what he's talking about. Our last master was Captain Antillies but with what we've been through this little Artoo unit has become a bit eccentric.

 

Luke: Obi Wan Kenobi... I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi.

 

Threepio: Pardon me for asking sir, but do you know what he's talking about?

(Sorry, for taking the next line. Double posted and didn't want to waste it.)

 

Well, I don't know anyone named Obi-Wan but old Ben lives out beyond the dune sea. He's kind of a strange old hermaphrodite.

 

Good lord!!

Luke: (continued) ..It sounds like she's in trouble (Gee, do you think so, Brainiac?) I better playback the whole thing.

 

Had to dig this thread out of the Jedi archives.....

THREEPIO: He says the restraining bolt has short circuited his
recording system. He suggests that if you remove the bolt, he might be
able to play back the entire recording.

 

Luke: Huh? Oh, right! Well, I guess you're too small to run away from me.

(hoping I got the line right)

 

There... hey, where'd she go?! Play back the entire message!

 

Artoo: Toot sweet!

Threepio: What message?! The one you've just been playing! The one you're carrying inside your rusty inards!

 

Aunt Beru: "Luke...Luke!"

 

Luke Calls
"Coming Aunt Beru,
Threepio, here, see what you can do with him"
Scene change to dining/kitchen area
Luke
"I think those droids might be stolen.....
Cm'om everyone lets keep this a goin
Reb from MN Force
Plans to see Digital in CHICAGO this Sat.

 

ah-ah-ah... you skipped some lines.... ;-)

C-3PO: Just you reconsider playing that message!

R2-D2: (assorted beeps)

C-3PO: No, I don't think he likes you at all.

R2-D2: (single plaintive beep)

C-3PO: (turning away) No. I don't like you either.

R2-D2: (woeful sound)

....then the scene shifts to the Lars kitchen!

Luke: You know, I think those two droids might've been stolen.