JCC The OFFICIAL Earthquake Thread

There seems to have been a lot of earthquake activity recently so the management in their infinite wisdom have decided that we're just going to confine all earthquake announcements and discussion to one thread. And this is it.


*please pretend that Western countries are the EPL and other loser countries are La Liga, the Bundesliga, Serie A, the MLS (esprecially the MLS) and any other non-EPL leagues and then take it a step further and pretend that this thread is "The Beautiful Game" - The Official JCC Football (Soccer) Thread.

 

Your use of the royal we confuses me.

 

But we can still make new threads for the really, really, really big ones, right?! You know? The ones where half a million people get gobbled up by the earth?

 

Sometimes you worry me, Roper.

 

2.0 2010/04/07 02:15:39 16 Km in the Northwest USA

 

Well, only if it's not in a Third World country.

 

To be fair, if a massive earthquake swallowed NZ, how long would it be before anyone noticed?

 

Why, as soon as they start filming The Hobbit, of course!

 

Immediately! They still have to film The Hobbit, dude!


-sj loves kevin spacey

 

haha loser

work on your trigger finger.

 

They'd better hurry then! The Pacific Plate is giving me the evils.

 

It's Sauron. Stand and fight.

I love that this is all anyone knows about New Zealand. This, and that everyone there is apparently a socially inept, hilarious musical genius.

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Neil Finn's not THAT socially inept.

 

2.0? You'd have to be standing within 5 feet to feel that.

 

I guess I was just pointing out that you get earthquakes in the Northwest everyday. Same for you guy.

 

When I'm down to just my socks that's how you know it's business time!

 

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

 

Nice analogy...if you're a Third World chump.

I'll pretend that the Western countries are the NBA while all loser countries (which would be every nation except the U.S.) is the ABA, or the NCAA. 'Cause I could care less about college basketball.

And the 'Big One' is the Harlem Globetrotters waiting to crash the court at STAPLES Center (aka SoCal. duh)

 

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2008-2009 L.A. Lakers: World Champions!

 

lol (@ Arsenal) but keep reading.

 

400 dead in China.

 

I think Heavenly Creatures and Lord of the Rings. So, in short, New Zealand = Peter Jackson.

 

Women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

I knew there had to be a reason for all of the earthquakes recently.

 

There was one in Utah last week, apparently my mom felt it, but my dad just made fun of her until the evening news. I think it was a 4.5.