Edmonton The ***Official*** Edmontooine Joke thread... come on in for a laugh!!!!

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  1. Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

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  2. The-Yada Jedi Knight

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    Three guys walk into a bar...



















    The forth one ducks!
  3. Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

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    lol took me a sec, but I got it. ;)
  4. The-Yada Jedi Knight

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    How does Snoop Dog keep all his white clothes there whitest?




















    He uses lots of Blee-awtch!
  5. The-Yada Jedi Knight

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    Come on people! This is funny stuff!!!
  6. SHAAK_GG Jedi Master

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    One day a snail was plodding along the road when he saw the rest of his animal friends running quickely everywhere. This made him sad and feel left out.

    One day he went to a car dealership. He looked at some cars and saw one that said "X" on the side. The Salesman didn't want to lose this unique opprotunity to sell a car to a snail, so for a small fee the Dealership put "S" on the side. The snail wanted that because now his animal friends would know it was him driving the car.

    He sped out of the dealership and down the road by the rest of his animal friends. As he went by, they all exclaimed, "Look at that S car go"

    :D
  7. The-Yada Jedi Knight

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    *sigh* Cute, Real Cute.
  8. geekgirl76 Jedi Master

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    We have got to make an effort to keep this on the front page, I hate having to go looking for it. :p

    Not so much of a joke as just funny to anyone who has ever been part of a Yahoo group (well I thought it was funny but then I'm in way to many of those groups):

    HOW MANY LIST MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT
    BULB?

    One to change the light bulb and to post that the
    light bulb has been changed.

    Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing
    light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
    changed differently.

    Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light
    bulbs.

    Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in
    posts about changing light bulbs.

    Five to flame the spell checkers.

    Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light
    bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid.

    Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry
    and give the correct spelling.

    Nineteen to post that this group is not about light
    bulbs and to please take this discussion to a
    lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

    Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that
    we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are
    relevant to this group.

    Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light
    bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
    what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
    and what brands are faulty.

    Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of
    different light bulbs.

    Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and
    then post the corrected URL.

    Three to post about links they found from the URLs
    that are relevant to this group, which makes light
    bulbs relevant to this group.

    Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in
    their entirety including all headers and signatures,
    and add "Me too"

    Five to post to the group that they will no longer
    post because they cannot handle the light bulb
    controversy.

    Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short
    time ago?"

    Thirteen to say "do a Goggle search on light bulbs
    before posting questions about light bulbs"

    Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a
    light bulb.

    AND

    one group lurker to respond to the original post 6
    months from now and start it all over again.
  9. SHAAK_GG Jedi Master

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    One day a Women got on a bus with her baby. The bus driver said:" That is one ugly baby!" Now, the women went to her seat without saying anything. The man beside her noticed how upset she was. "What's the mater?" He asked her. "The driver offended me. He made me very upset." She replied. "Well, that goes against all City standards. If you report him he could get fired. Now you should go up there and ask for an apology or else you will report him. And while you are up there, I will hold your monkey."

    :D
  10. geekgirl76 Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] Unfortunately I think I've met that baby, but she's cute as a bug now. :)
  11. geekgirl76 Jedi Master

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    This one's better than the kettle, I couldn't breath after a while I was laughing that much.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541#description
  12. liannb Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] did you read the Q & A's
  13. geekgirl76 Jedi Master

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    Q: I would like to be tough, gay or a rock star. Do you think purchasing and subsequently donning these trousers will help?
    A: Probably not if you call them 'trousers.' A true rockstar would say 'pants' or 'duds' or something more rock-star-y, like 'ladykillers.'

    I loved that one and the Maserati one. :p
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