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The ****Official**** FF-UK Singles Bar

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by LadyVader81, Mar 20, 2002.

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  1. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Arghhh... it's all so bloody complicated, no wonder it gets screwed up all the time ;)
     
  2. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Kahli, this is the type of place a goat could get lucky
     
  3. kahli

    kahli Jedi Knight star 5

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    excellent
     
  4. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Kahli, this is the type of place a goat could get lucky

    but only if you are friendly and don't intimidate them.
     
  5. kahli

    kahli Jedi Knight star 5

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    D'oh!
     
  6. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL

    Speak to your goat softly...
     
  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    yeah, speak to it softly. Oh and play it low key and just gave lots subtle hints and compliments
     
  8. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm starting to get worried by how much OAC knows about seducing goats...
     
  9. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    Get to know your goat as a friend before you get to know it's body....

     
  10. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oct 26, 2000
    /one raised eyebrow at Chet

    Behave...
     
  11. kahli

    kahli Jedi Knight star 5

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    I didn't really come into this singles bar to be instructed in the gentle art of goat seduction....


    Story of my life.
     
  12. Yoshi-Toshi

    Yoshi-Toshi Jedi Knight star 5

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    //Enters bar.

    K:- Dont knock it till you've tried it. :D

    Goats can make lurrrrrrvly companions. Hehehe

    //Takes a seat in corner, and wishes had'nt just said that.
     
  13. Jumping Jedi Flash

    Jumping Jedi Flash Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //JJF walks in, takes a step towards the bar, stops, looks around.

    Realizes he wanted "The ****Official**** FF-UK Couple Bar" next door.

    //JJF does an abrupt turn around, looking cool, takes a look at his watch.

    "Crikey is that the time, no time for a pint, the wife will want me home for dinner"

    //JJF exits the bar.
     
  14. kahli

    kahli Jedi Knight star 5

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    I think everone here pretty muches wishes you hadn't said that. 'cept maybe OAC
     
  15. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    and the bloke who got caught last week by the commuters on a train....


    alright Dan! :)
     
  16. Yoshi-Toshi

    Yoshi-Toshi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Dont worry, was only jesting. I'm actually scared of goats.....indeed i'm scared of most things with horns. :D
     
  17. Yoshi-Toshi

    Yoshi-Toshi Jedi Knight star 5

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    OAC:- LOL [face_laugh]

    I forgot about that bloke. Not the best way to become famous. Hehehehehe [face_laugh]
     
  18. Echo_Base

    Echo_Base Jedi Youngling star 3

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    *walks in with new 6ft blonde bird*

    oh bugger, sorry wrong room...

    *walks out*
     
  19. Darth Scourge

    Darth Scourge Jedi Master star 4

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    Yeah dude, you need the Sesame Street room by the sound of it! :D
     
  20. Jairen

    Jairen Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //wanders in, tips his head towards the lovely ladies at the bar and orders a round

    So, who wants to see the "truffle shuffle"?

    //heads for the stool, already untucking shirt, wishing he hadn't drunk so much already
     
  21. Echo_Base

    Echo_Base Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 15, 2001
    Chunk, Chunk, Chunk, Chunk....
     
  22. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah, i'm single, but i'm only here to get drunk... now where pray tell is the nearest bottle of Jack daniels?
     
  23. SoloCommand

    SoloCommand Manager Emeritus & GTA Coruscant Developer star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jun 15, 2001
    Will you allow me to wallow in the deepest of my despair?
     
  24. BarWars

    BarWars Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 12, 2002
    whoops!
     
  25. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 16, 2001
    //walks in

    So you lot are all single then, LMAO! NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH (taunts)

    //runs out with bottles and glasses thrown at him.
     
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