The ***OFFICIAL*** Four Word Story Thread

Just like the title says, folks. I post four words to start a story, the next guy posts four more words, and so on and so on. And hilarity ensues.

And away we go!!!

Once upon a time...

*Edited Title To Avoid Confusion*

there was a boy

who had a strange

...thing in the garage...

that ate small amounts

of dried chili peppers

on a crazy silly

dare, sponsored by some

so-called friends of

the dark knights of

Edmonton (), who were trying

to make it go

outside. The Dark Knights

paid the garage thing

3 crusty old socks

, a beer gone flat,

and some toenail clippings

to sing "Lady Marmalade"

while wearing women's underwear

But they were all

disappointed when fingthething upstaged

the girls when he

walked in front of

a movie screen and

(no massage)