The ***OFFICIAL*** Four Word Story Thread

Just like the title says, folks. I post four words to start a story, the next guy posts four more words, and so on and so on. And hilarity ensues.

And away we go!!!

Once upon a time...

*Edited Title To Avoid Confusion*

 

there was a boy

 

who had a strange

 

...thing in the garage...

 

that ate small amounts

 

of dried chili peppers

 

on a crazy silly

 

dare, sponsored by some

 

so-called friends of

 

the dark knights of

 

Edmonton (), who were trying

 

to make it go

 

outside. The Dark Knights

 

paid the garage thing

 

3 crusty old socks

 

, a beer gone flat,

 

and some toenail clippings

 

to sing "Lady Marmalade"

 

while wearing women's underwear

 

But they were all

 

disappointed when fingthething upstaged

 

the girls when he

 

walked in front of

 

a movie screen and

 

(no massage)