The ***OFFICIAL*** Four Word Story Thread

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  1. _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Force Ghost

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    bringing a whole new meaning
  2. Rani Veko Jedi Master

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    to "sticky-fingered thieves"! :p


    /\ /\
    (Derisa's idea)
  3. Rani Veko Jedi Master

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    The story thus far...



    Once upon a time...

    there was a boy
    who had a strange
    thing in the garage
    that ate small amounts
    of dried chili peppers
    on a crazy silly
    dare, sponsored by some
    so-called friends of
    the Dark Knights of
    Edmonton who were trying
    to make it go
    outside.

    The Dark Knights
    paid the garage thing
    three crusty old socks,
    a beer gone flat,
    and some toenail clippings
    to sing "Lady Marmalade"
    while wearing women's underwear.

    But they were all
    disappointed when fingthething upstaged
    the girls when he
    walked in front of
    a movie screen and
    showed off his hairy
    cat named Oreo, who's
    very fond of caberet.

    The cat then began
    singing "Hello My Ragtime
    Gal" and high-kicking
    fingthething directly in the
    knees (which is high
    er than most peoples
    cats can kick).

    So
    fingthething decided to respond
    by booting the cat
    right out the door
    then eating a bag
    of jam for money.

    "Mmmmm, bagged jam!" he
    proclaimed while dancing naked.

    Everybody nearby shielded their
    eyes, and the monster
    opened his mouth and
    burst the bagged jam
    So Danny was covered
    in a sticky mess
    naked and screaming "Bloody
    'ell! What was that?
    Who let that monster..."

    When suddenly R_T appeared
    and danced a happy
    little jig, before fingthething
    could finish his sentence,
    and took a shovel
    full of jam and
    shovelled it down the
    monster's pants, making it
    unlikely it would get
    past any jam inspector
    and get away to
    West Edmonton Mall, where
    he broke into every
    store looking for the
    one thing that he
    wanted more than any
    thing in this universe:
    Star Wars on DVD.

    Once he saw them
    he whipped out his
    extra large sack and
    paid hard cash for
    more sacks, so he
    could swipe the DVD's
    bringing a whole new meaning
    to "sticky-fingered thieves"!
  4. _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Force Ghost

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    This story really needs a beta-reader.

    :D


    *Derisa*
  5. Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

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  6. TIEPilot051999 Force Ghost

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    What have I created? [face_laugh]

    This story really needs a beta-reader.

    It ain't gonna be me.
  7. _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Force Ghost

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  9. TIEPilot051999 Force Ghost

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    persuade others from pursuing
  10. Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

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  11. Rani Veko Jedi Master

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    attempt to recapture the
  12. _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Force Ghost

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  15. Rani Veko Jedi Master

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    eating chili peppers outside
  16. Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

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    & farting til it hurt ('&' isn't a word ;))
  17. Rani Veko Jedi Master

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    . The Dark Knights of
  18. Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

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    Edmontooine watched with glee
  19. _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Force Ghost

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    as their so-called friends
  20. fingthething Jedi Master

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    Made poor fingthething eat
  21. Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

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    whatever they paid him...
  22. TIEPilot051999 Force Ghost

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