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The ***OFFICIAL*** Four Word Story Thread

Discussion in 'Western Canada Regional Forum' started by TIEPilot051999, Jul 4, 2004.

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  1. _Derisa_Ollamhin_

    _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Jedi Master star 4

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    bringing a whole new meaning
     
  2. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    to "sticky-fingered thieves"! :p


    /\ /\
    (Derisa's idea)
     
  3. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The story thus far...



    Once upon a time...

    there was a boy
    who had a strange
    thing in the garage
    that ate small amounts
    of dried chili peppers
    on a crazy silly
    dare, sponsored by some
    so-called friends of
    the Dark Knights of
    Edmonton who were trying
    to make it go
    outside.

    The Dark Knights
    paid the garage thing
    three crusty old socks,
    a beer gone flat,
    and some toenail clippings
    to sing "Lady Marmalade"
    while wearing women's underwear.

    But they were all
    disappointed when fingthething upstaged
    the girls when he
    walked in front of
    a movie screen and
    showed off his hairy
    cat named Oreo, who's
    very fond of caberet.

    The cat then began
    singing "Hello My Ragtime
    Gal" and high-kicking
    fingthething directly in the
    knees (which is high
    er than most peoples
    cats can kick).

    So
    fingthething decided to respond
    by booting the cat
    right out the door
    then eating a bag
    of jam for money.

    "Mmmmm, bagged jam!" he
    proclaimed while dancing naked.

    Everybody nearby shielded their
    eyes, and the monster
    opened his mouth and
    burst the bagged jam
    So Danny was covered
    in a sticky mess
    naked and screaming "Bloody
    'ell! What was that?
    Who let that monster..."

    When suddenly R_T appeared
    and danced a happy
    little jig, before fingthething
    could finish his sentence,
    and took a shovel
    full of jam and
    shovelled it down the
    monster's pants, making it
    unlikely it would get
    past any jam inspector
    and get away to
    West Edmonton Mall, where
    he broke into every
    store looking for the
    one thing that he
    wanted more than any
    thing in this universe:
    Star Wars on DVD.

    Once he saw them
    he whipped out his
    extra large sack and
    paid hard cash for
    more sacks, so he
    could swipe the DVD's
    bringing a whole new meaning
    to "sticky-fingered thieves"!
     
  4. _Derisa_Ollamhin_

    _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Jedi Master star 4

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    This story really needs a beta-reader.

    :D


    *Derisa*
     
  5. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    LOL... crazy :eek:
     
  6. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    What have I created? [face_laugh]

    This story really needs a beta-reader.

    It ain't gonna be me.
     
  7. _Derisa_Ollamhin_

    _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Jedi Master star 4

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    Meanwhile, the boy had
     
  8. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    done his best to
     
  9. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    persuade others from pursuing
     
  10. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    him on some fool
     
  11. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    attempt to recapture the
     
  12. _Derisa_Ollamhin_

    _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Jedi Master star 4

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    thing from the garage
     
  13. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    that had been causing
     
  14. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    All this trouble with
     
  15. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    eating chili peppers outside
     
  16. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    & farting til it hurt ('&' isn't a word ;))
     
  17. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 22, 2000
    . The Dark Knights of
     
  18. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    Edmontooine watched with glee
     
  19. _Derisa_Ollamhin_

    _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 31, 2000
    as their so-called friends
     
  20. fingthething

    fingthething Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 6, 2001
    Made poor fingthething eat
     
  21. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    whatever they paid him...
     
  22. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    to get at the
     
  23. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    cash he needed to
     
  24. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    get in order to
     
  25. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    payoff Jabba the Hutt
     
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