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Discussion in 'Western Canada Regional Forum' started by TIEPilot051999, Jul 4, 2004.

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  1. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    because he did something
     
  2. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    stupid by dumping his
     
  3. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    entire stack of magazines
     
  4. fingthething

    fingthething Jedi Master star 4

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    In his ballroom, so
     
  5. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    there. Suddenly, a betareader
     
  6. _Derisa_Ollamhin_

    _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Jedi Master star 4

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    read the story, and
     
  7. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    spontaneously suffered cranial implosion.
     
  8. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Once upon a time...

    there was a boy
    who had a strange
    thing in the garage
    that ate small amounts
    of dried chili peppers
    on a crazy silly
    dare, sponsored by some
    so-called friends of
    the Dark Knights of
    Edmonton who were trying
    to make it go
    outside.

    The Dark Knights
    paid the garage thing
    three crusty old socks,
    a beer gone flat,
    and some toenail clippings
    to sing "Lady Marmalade"
    while wearing women's underwear.

    But they were all
    disappointed when fingthething upstaged
    the girls when he
    walked in front of
    a movie screen and
    showed off his hairy
    cat named Oreo, who's
    very fond of caberet.

    The cat then began
    singing "Hello My Ragtime
    Gal" and high-kicking
    fingthething directly in the
    knees (which is high
    er than most peoples
    cats can kick).

    So
    fingthething decided to respond
    by booting the cat
    right out the door
    then eating a bag
    of jam for money.

    "Mmmmm, bagged jam!" he
    proclaimed while dancing naked.

    Everybody nearby shielded their
    eyes, and the monster
    opened his mouth and
    burst the bagged jam
    So Danny was covered
    in a sticky mess
    naked and screaming "Bloody
    'ell! What was that?
    Who let that monster..."

    When suddenly R_T appeared
    and danced a happy
    little jig, before fingthething
    could finish his sentence,
    and took a shovel
    full of jam and
    shovelled it down the
    monster's pants, making it
    unlikely it would get
    past any jam inspector
    and get away to
    West Edmonton Mall, where
    he broke into every
    store looking for the
    one thing that he
    wanted more than any
    thing in this universe:
    Star Wars on DVD.

    Once he saw them
    he whipped out his
    extra large sack and
    paid hard cash for
    more sacks, so he
    could swipe the DVD's
    bringing a whole new meaning
    to "sticky-fingered thieves"!

    Meanwhile, the boy had
    done his best to
    persuade others from pursuing
    him on some fool
    attempt to recapture the
    thing from the garage
    that had been causing
    all this trouble with
    eating chili peppers outside
    & farting til it hurt.

    The Dark Knights of
    Edmontooine watched with glee
    as their so-called friends
    made poor fingthething eat
    whatever they paid him
    to get at the
    cash he needed to
    get in order to
    payoff Jabba the Hutt
    because he did something
    stupid by dumping his
    entire stack of magazines
    in his ballroom, so
    there.

    Suddenly, a betareader
    read the story, and
    spontaneously suffered cranial implosion.



    People, all I can say is,

    this -----> . <-----
    is a period. Use it. It is your friend. :p
     
  9. _Derisa_Ollamhin_

    _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Jedi Master star 4

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    <<<Too funny!>>>


    (To continue the story)

    "Ewwww!" said the boy,
     
  10. Azeria_Jade

    Azeria_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "That is the most
     
  11. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    disgusting imploded cranium I
     
  12. fingthething

    fingthething Jedi Master star 4

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    Have ever seen! Its
     
  13. Alakin_Marshwalker

    Alakin_Marshwalker Jedi Youngling star 2

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    filled with odd smelling
     
  14. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    pus that flowed out
     
  15. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    her ears!" The boy
     
  16. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    then ran away to
     
  17. Jaeden2k

    Jaeden2k Jedi Youngling star 2

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    his wookie friend named,
     
  18. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    Chewbacca, not to be
     
  19. _Derisa_Ollamhin_

    _Derisa_Ollamhin_ Jedi Master star 4

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    confused with his other
     
  20. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    wookiee friend named Bob. (<--- See? Periods, they're your friends! :p )
     
  21. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    He had 3 hours (Yeah, but then you can't continue the sentence which means you have to be creative and start your own :p )
     
  22. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    to go to the
     
  23. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    death star's main reactor
     
  24. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    or else everyone would
     
  25. Indigo_Jade

    Indigo_Jade Jedi Knight star 5

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    whine like a girl
     
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