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The Official "Hunks of TheForce.net" Thread

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by PloKloon1138, Jan 22, 2002.

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  1. dehrian

    dehrian Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm 6' 1", weigh 220 lb, have brown hair, green eyes, work out five days a week, two hours a day, and can bench 250.

    Where do I rank?
     
  2. 1stAD

    1stAD Jedi Youngling star 5

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    You're a meal and a half for my pooches ;)
     
  3. Darth_Ignant

    Darth_Ignant Jedi Youngling star 7

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    Don't try and frighten us with your doggy ways. I have the ultimate fighting machine.

    My dog actually mauled someone and they were in intensive care for a week. They still can't walk properly and have had extensive plastic surgery to reconstruct the hideous face left behind after my dog was finished.
    I left the state rather than have her destroyed.

    This beast will tear out throats before you have time to blink. It will rip out your heart and you'll be dead while the dripping muscle still beats between it's razor sharp teeth. Forget Alien. Nevermind Predator. I present the ultimate fighting machine...


















    Ms Foofy Bell Trixie LaBouche. (Foof for short)

    [image=http://us.yimg.com/i/pets/d/shihtzu.jpg]
     
  4. Admiral_Thrawn60

    Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    My dog would eat your dog and ask for seconds.
     
  5. Darth_Ignant

    Darth_Ignant Jedi Youngling star 7

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    Your dog would be mauled before it even bared it's teeth.
     
  6. Ender

    Ender Jedi Knight star 6

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    My dog would eat your dog as well as his dog. Then my cat would eat my dog along with my parrot and goldfish as well as your dog and his dog.
     
  7. living-force

    living-force Jedi Youngling star 4

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    My guinea pig could beat your dog.
     
  8. dehrian

    dehrian Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Animals love me. Your vicious attack dog would be on his back begging me for a belly rub before you could sob, "Sick him, dammit!"
     
  9. 1stAD

    1stAD Jedi Youngling star 5

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    May 10, 2001
    [face_laugh] @ everyone.

    THIS THREAD SUCCESSFULLY HIJACKED BY 1stAD ©
     
  10. Crimson

    Crimson Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 18, 2002
    My cow will kick your ass, buddy.
     
  11. PadmeSkywalker

    PadmeSkywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Aug 27, 2000
    My boyfriend is a hunk. ;)
     
  12. Duckman

    Duckman Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 21, 2000
    One hunk to rule them all!
    That's me, that is :)
     
  13. Obi Wan Bergkamp

    Obi Wan Bergkamp Jedi Master star 3

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    My cat could take on all your dogs and still not have a hair out of place when she comes back to eat her kitty food.

    As for me? well, just imagine David Beckham without the footy skills (my one bane in life...) but with a manly voice, a degree and
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    A much better looking wife - sorry girls I'm taken

     
  14. Darth_Iquitous

    Darth_Iquitous Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 9, 2001
    I am just curious, but why was it that, all of a sudden, this thread turned into a dogshow?
     
  15. TheDarth

    TheDarth Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 30, 2001
    does muscle man pose.. *oww....*
     
  16. living-force

    living-force Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Oct 28, 2001
    I'm such a hottie, it's hard to believe.
     
  17. barnsthefatjedi

    barnsthefatjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Feb 17, 2001
    I'm a hunk. Stop laughing!

    Fat :cool:
     
  18. DarthLothi

    DarthLothi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 4, 2001
    I am here! *flexes* No pushing, ladies....

     
  19. ktwsolo

    ktwsolo Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 25, 2001
    Hope I'm not too late, coming back from swimming practice...all wet...

    :p
     
  20. Darthkarma

    Darthkarma Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 30, 2000

    Sorry guys, I'm too big and buff for this thread. Not enough room. I'll have to create my own. I can barely fit my shoulders in here. I'll let you little guys have it all to yourselves.
     
  21. Night4554

    Night4554 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 9, 2000
    To be main men, Women wish they could be Admiral on your ship, because Thrawn has always won 60 battles of the heart and All the ladies want to be 1st in line for your loving never stopping even if it changes from BC to AD it doesn't matter who has the bigger dog, because we are all reduced to animals when we see such lovely visions of perfections as the fine ladies who grace our boards. Wouldn't it be wrong for us to not try to advance ourselves in their beautiful eyes?

    :cool: Chill
    ¤Night

    [blockquote]all references to Chill Mike D that may or may not be referenced or implied are used with full permission and authorization by the means of/and that I have been labeled Smooth Operator by the herefore mentioned and have been accepted upon by him as his apprentice with full permission to use his words in the war of woo[/blockquote]
     
  22. Darth_AYBABTU

    Darth_AYBABTU Jedi Master star 6

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    Mar 8, 2001

    A true hunk is confident enough and secure enough in his masculinity to walk around with these dogs.

    [image=http://home.mindspring.com/~srhettb/_uimages/puppywuppy.jpg]

    [image=http://home.mindspring.com/~srhettb/_uimages/LittleGeorge.jpg]

    AYBABTU?

     
  23. Darth_AYBABTU

    Darth_AYBABTU Jedi Master star 6

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    Mar 8, 2001

    What? Am I the last of the hunks?

    AYBABTU?

     
  24. ST-TPM-ASF-TNE

    ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jun 27, 2001
    Never fear, you hunk is here :cool:
     
  25. harjap

    harjap Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 5, 2000
    I know someone who has a dog as posted just above me. The guy maybe diminutive but he scares the proverbial out of me and I'm not wimp!
     
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