The Official "Hunks of TheForce.net" Thread

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by PloKloon1138, Jan 22, 2002.

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  1. dehrian Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 18, 1999
    star 6
    I'm 6' 1", weigh 220 lb, have brown hair, green eyes, work out five days a week, two hours a day, and can bench 250.

    Where do I rank?
  2. 1stAD Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2001
    star 5
    You're a meal and a half for my pooches ;)
  3. Darth_Ignant Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Oct 24, 2001
    star 7
    Don't try and frighten us with your doggy ways. I have the ultimate fighting machine.

    My dog actually mauled someone and they were in intensive care for a week. They still can't walk properly and have had extensive plastic surgery to reconstruct the hideous face left behind after my dog was finished.
    I left the state rather than have her destroyed.

    This beast will tear out throats before you have time to blink. It will rip out your heart and you'll be dead while the dripping muscle still beats between it's razor sharp teeth. Forget Alien. Nevermind Predator. I present the ultimate fighting machine...


















    Ms Foofy Bell Trixie LaBouche. (Foof for short)

    [image=http://us.yimg.com/i/pets/d/shihtzu.jpg]
  4. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jul 8, 2000
    star 6
    My dog would eat your dog and ask for seconds.
  5. Darth_Ignant Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Oct 24, 2001
    star 7
    Your dog would be mauled before it even bared it's teeth.
  6. Ender Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 12, 1998
    star 6
    My dog would eat your dog as well as his dog. Then my cat would eat my dog along with my parrot and goldfish as well as your dog and his dog.
  7. living-force Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Oct 28, 2001
    star 4
    My guinea pig could beat your dog.
  8. dehrian Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 18, 1999
    star 6
    Animals love me. Your vicious attack dog would be on his back begging me for a belly rub before you could sob, "Sick him, dammit!"
  9. 1stAD Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2001
    star 5
    [face_laugh] @ everyone.

    THIS THREAD SUCCESSFULLY HIJACKED BY 1stAD ©
  10. Crimson Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2002
    star 4
    My cow will kick your ass, buddy.
  11. PadmeSkywalker Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 4
  12. Duckman Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 21, 2000
    star 4
    One hunk to rule them all!
    That's me, that is :)
  13. Obi Wan Bergkamp Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 19, 1998
    star 3
    My cat could take on all your dogs and still not have a hair out of place when she comes back to eat her kitty food.

    As for me? well, just imagine David Beckham without the footy skills (my one bane in life...) but with a manly voice, a degree and
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    A much better looking wife - sorry girls I'm taken

  14. Darth_Iquitous Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 9, 2001
    star 4
    I am just curious, but why was it that, all of a sudden, this thread turned into a dogshow?
  15. TheDarth Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 30, 2001
    star 4
    does muscle man pose.. *oww....*
  16. living-force Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Oct 28, 2001
    star 4
    I'm such a hottie, it's hard to believe.
  17. barnsthefatjedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 17, 2001
    star 5
    I'm a hunk. Stop laughing!

    Fat :cool:
  18. DarthLothi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 4, 2001
    star 4
    I am here! *flexes* No pushing, ladies....

  19. ktwsolo Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 25, 2001
    star 4
    Hope I'm not too late, coming back from swimming practice...all wet...

    :p
  20. Darthkarma Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 30, 2000
    star 4

    Sorry guys, I'm too big and buff for this thread. Not enough room. I'll have to create my own. I can barely fit my shoulders in here. I'll let you little guys have it all to yourselves.
  21. Night4554 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 9, 2000
    star 5
    To be main men, Women wish they could be Admiral on your ship, because Thrawn has always won 60 battles of the heart and All the ladies want to be 1st in line for your loving never stopping even if it changes from BC to AD it doesn't matter who has the bigger dog, because we are all reduced to animals when we see such lovely visions of perfections as the fine ladies who grace our boards. Wouldn't it be wrong for us to not try to advance ourselves in their beautiful eyes?

    :cool: Chill
    ¤Night

    all references to Chill Mike D that may or may not be referenced or implied are used with full permission and authorization by the means of/and that I have been labeled Smooth Operator by the herefore mentioned and have been accepted upon by him as his apprentice with full permission to use his words in the war of woo
  22. Darth_AYBABTU Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 8, 2001
    star 6

    A true hunk is confident enough and secure enough in his masculinity to walk around with these dogs.

    [image=http://home.mindspring.com/~srhettb/_uimages/puppywuppy.jpg]

    [image=http://home.mindspring.com/~srhettb/_uimages/LittleGeorge.jpg]

    AYBABTU?

  23. Darth_AYBABTU Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 8, 2001
    star 6

    What? Am I the last of the hunks?

    AYBABTU?

  24. ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 27, 2001
    star 6
    Never fear, you hunk is here :cool:
  25. harjap Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2000
    star 4
    I know someone who has a dog as posted just above me. The guy maybe diminutive but he scares the proverbial out of me and I'm not wimp!
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