***The Official Kit Fisto Discussion Thread***

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Spike_Spiegal, May 24, 2002.

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  1. Edessa Jedi Knight

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    You unbelievers can't resist the power of Kit. I tried, but he made a believer! :D

    That song was great! LOL!

    SY-SNOOTLES, your brother is a wise man. FISTO force action all the way!
  2. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    I cant beleive that the guy never cuts off his tentacles in battle!!!!!
  3. Spike_Spiegal Jedi Youngling

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    He's. Just. That. Damn. Good.
  4. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Maybe he has force tentacles or something. The tentacles sense his saber, and they brush themselves aside just like that :)
  5. Eriwo_Jolon Jedi Knight

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    All I have to say is that I hope he is prominently featured in EPIII. I just hope he escapes that punk when he goes all Darth on everyone. Yoda and Obi-Wan escaped, so why not Kit?

    I'm telling you, we need to start a "Save Kit Fisto" petition and send it to Skywalker Ranch!!
  6. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

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    thats a good idea eriwo!
  7. Sumbudy-Wan_Kenobi Jedi Knight

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    Yes! Imagine if Kit found a way out of it all. He could appear in the never to be seen Episode 7! I can see it now....

    (Wayne's World dissolve noises)


    INT. JEDI COUNCIL CHAMBERS

    ANAKIN SKYWALKER stands in the entrance, dark power gathered about him while the remaining members of the Jedi Council sit around in their little circle.

    MACE WINDU glares at Skywalker.

    MACE: Your party is over!

    ANAKIN: I don't think so.

    MACE: You're about to face the combined force of the greatest Jedi, boy.

    KI-ADI MUNDI: Master, what about our powers of the force being diminished?

    MACE: Shut up, conehead!

    KIT FISTO raises his hand.

    MACE: What's up, Kit?

    KIT: I have to pee.

    MACE: Fine then, hurry back. You don't care if he relieves himself, do you, Ani? I mean, at least let the man die without having his bladder emptied all over him.

    ANAKIN: Very well.

    MACE: Don't get lost, Kit. Obi-Wan and Yoda haven't gotten back from their bathroom trip yet, and I'm worried.

    Kit nods, carefully eases around Anakin and RUSHES at full speed down
    the hall.

    INT. HALLWAY

    Kit makes a beeline OUT of there as SCREAMS of pain can be heard from the council room.

    Kit makes it to an emergency exit from the Temple and SMILES in relief...

    CUT TO:

    YEARS AND YEARS LATER...

    Kit raises up the lid on his Force blocking bunker to find himself in the middle of the NEW JEDI TEMPLE on Coruscant.

    He looks around, suprised. LUKE SKYWALKER stands up.

    LUKE: Er... hello.

    KIT: Um. Hi. Is the massacre over with yet?

    LUKE: Massacre?

    KIT: Just who are you, anyways?

    LUKE: Jedi Master Luke Skywalker.

    Kit FROWNS.

    KIT: Skywalker?!

    He whips out his lightsaber and commencess to HACKING at Luke, who brings his out and blocks Kit. Then he goes on the offensive and starts his own HACKING, much like in RETURN OF THE JEDI.

    Kit holds up his hand for Luke to stop.

    KIT: You know the ancient art of the Lightsaber Hack!

    LUKE: It was taught to me by Obi-Wan Kenobi! You know the Hacking arts as well?

    KIT: Who do you think showed Obi-Wan how to do it!

    LUKE: You knew Obi-Wan?

    KIT: We kicked around together a bit during the Clone Wars. So, Obi-Wan trained you, huh. I hope he did a better job on you than that Anakin kid.

    LUKE: Anakin was my father...

    KIT: No crap?! Small world.

    LUKE: I brought out the good in him in the end and he sacrificed himself to stop Emperor Palpatine.

    KIT: Palpatine?

    LUKE: Yeah?

    KIT: Palpatine was behind this whole mess? Damn! Who'd a thought?

    Luke smiles.

    LUKE: Take a seat, Kit, we have a lot we can learn from each other.

    Kit smiles and takes a seat.
  8. DaiAtlas Jedi Padawan

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  9. Spike_Spiegal Jedi Youngling

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    LOL


    Now do the Scooby Doo ending!
  10. Edessa Jedi Knight

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    MACE: Don't get lost, Kit. Obi-Wan and Yoda haven't gotten back from their bathroom trip yet, and I'm worried.

    LMAO! That was great! [face_laugh]

    So...who's going to start the petition? We should ask that they at least make Kit's death ambiguous. ;)
  11. Eriwo_Jolon Jedi Knight

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    Good one Sumbudy-Wan_Kenobi!! :D
  12. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

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  13. darth_melvin Jedi Master

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    <<Yes! Imagine if Kit found a way out of it all. He could appear in the never to be seen Episode 7!>>

    Yeah - Kit could survive by disguising himself as a talking car.
  14. Spike_Spiegal Jedi Youngling

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    I'm very good friends with Supershadow (notice our initials are both SS) and he told me that Kit Fisto will be in Episode 7!!!!!!!111111111

  15. NiktosRule Jedi Master

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    That was a great scene. Mace is stupid and Kit Fisto is brilliant! :)
  16. Spike_Spiegal Jedi Youngling

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    [image=http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/21-book.jpg]



    Amen.
  17. Eriwo_Jolon Jedi Knight

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    May 27, 2002
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    What's that you say, Kit is in EPVII??

    Woot!! ;)
  18. Lembas_Junkie Jedi Knight

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    Jun 1, 2002
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    Kit Fisto, Smiley Jedi Master. :)
  19. Darth_Fisto Force Ghost

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    Jun 24, 2002
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    You all seem to want Kit Fisto to live past Episode 3, but he is seduced by the dark side before Anakin.

    That wasn't a cheekey smile he always had, it was an EVIL SMILE [face_devil]


  20. Darth-Jedi Jedi Master

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    May 21, 2002
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    I hope Kit never talks.

    Episode VII sounds awesome(except for the Kit talking part), can I get that on DVD?
  21. Spike_Spiegal Jedi Youngling

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  22. k-man Jedi Knight

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    Ani Vader will wipe that smile right off Kit's face!
  23. King_Of_The_Nagai Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 9, 2002
    Was Kit Fisto based on that cute little squid baby in MIB? Thats what he reminded me of. Loved him!
  24. DarthTerrious Force Ghost

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    May 16, 2001
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    Damn why was i not looking for this thread?

    Kit Fisto is the best, no the greatest Jedi that ever lived! ;)


    I heard down the grapevine that Vader and Kit will duel, Kit will push Vader to his, limits then :mad: Boba disintegrates him :(


  25. darth_pooh Jedi Master

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    May 1, 2002
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    I just thought of this in another thread: Could Kit Fisto be an homage to these aliens in Buckaroo Banzai:


    [image=http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/blish/218/vm20sm.jpg]
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