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Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by Skimaniac87, Jan 6, 2003.
*orders cows to flock to her with her brain. they surround her and she pets all their heads.*
*Talks in some cow language to the cows and they back up.*
AHHHHH! Hanky dude!
*SWINGS SABER AND FORCE PULLS YOU TOWARDS ME*
Snoopy! What's wrong with roxy?
*jumps on top of a cow*
whoohoo! cow time!
*looks at snoop and qween*
you guys want to see the fight???
*pulls up chairs for the girls and passes out popcorn*
*then sits down to enjoy the show*
You might not want to do that dude!
*SEES QUEEN CHARGING AT US*
*walks away expecting the cows to follow her but they dont. they all follow hanky and qween. walks to roxy's grave and cries*
roxy was my sister's kitten
*FORCE PUSHES HANKYDUDE AWAY THEN JUMPS ON STAGING*
i'm sorry....what color was her fur and eyes???
*turns around to cows following him*
You will do as I say...
*Leans down beside snoop*
she was black but she had a white triangle between her back legs, her eyes were golden brown
*sits on chair and watches*
*Runs toward them then stops.*
Do you have a walnut?
*yells at mr hanki*
i don't think qween will be happy!!!
*WAITS ON TOP OF STAGING*
Cows.. You will not run after me... You will go after other people.
(cows follow orders)
*sigh* No more cows for me!
*cows run towards me and knock me untop of a cow*
*Looks over at mr hanki*
*Looks evily at him*
Are you trying to take over my cows?
*reaches into pocket and pulls out a walnut*
here qweeny it's my last one
*cow comes up in front of her and glares at her. holds breath*
*runs away screaming*
Thank you for such a great idea Queen.
*evil laugh and grin*
*trips on a rock and falls flat on face*
Ouch.. That hurt..
*runs after queen*
Umm...I got a peanut?
*Brakes the walnut with her lightsaber and it shatters to pieces.*
*Eats the peanut and laughs at mr hanki*
*gets trampled by cow.* ouch i need a bandaid!
*IGNITES SABER AND RUNS TOWARDS HANKY DUDE*
Where are ya?