SWRPF Archive >>The Official Lightsaber Dual Thread<<

*orders cows to flock to her with her brain. they surround her and she pets all their heads.*

 

*Talks in some cow language to the cows and they back up.*

Better?

 

AHHHHH! Hanky dude!
*SWINGS SABER AND FORCE PULLS YOU TOWARDS ME*
Snoopy! What's wrong with roxy?

 

Cows?
*jumps on top of a cow*
whoohoo! cow time!

 

*looks at snoop and qween*


you guys want to see the fight???


*pulls up chairs for the girls and passes out popcorn*



*then sits down to enjoy the show*

 

What the!
You might not want to do that dude!
*SEES QUEEN CHARGING AT US*
AHHHHH!

 

*walks away expecting the cows to follow her but they dont. they all follow hanky and qween. walks to roxy's grave and cries*

roxy was my sister's kitten

 

*IGNITES SABER*
*FORCE PUSHES HANKYDUDE AWAY THEN JUMPS ON STAGING*

 

i'm sorry....what color was her fur and eyes???

 

*turns around to cows following him*
You will do as I say...

 

*Leans down beside snoop*
I'm sorry.

 

she was black but she had a white triangle between her back legs, her eyes were golden brown

*sits on chair and watches*

 

*Runs toward them then stops.*

Do you have a walnut?

 

*yells at mr hanki*



i don't think qween will be happy!!!

 

*WAITS ON TOP OF STAGING*

 

Cows.. You will not run after me... You will go after other people.
(cows follow orders)
*sigh* No more cows for me!

 

*cows run towards me and knock me untop of a cow*

 

*Looks over at mr hanki*

*Looks evily at him*

Are you trying to take over my cows?

 

*reaches into pocket and pulls out a walnut*


here qweeny it's my last one

 

*cow comes up in front of her and glares at her. holds breath*
MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*runs away screaming*

 

Thank you for such a great idea Queen.
*evil laugh and grin*
Mhahahahahaha!
*trips on a rock and falls flat on face*

 

Ouch.. That hurt..
*runs after queen*
Umm...I got a peanut?

 

Thank you.

*Brakes the walnut with her lightsaber and it shatters to pieces.*

Ooops. Hehe.

*Eats the peanut and laughs at mr hanki*

 

*gets trampled by cow.* ouch i need a bandaid!

 

*IGNITES SABER AND RUNS TOWARDS HANKY DUDE*
Where are ya?