The *Official* NON-SPOILER Cantina

It was great! *Shudder* I just realized the horrors of a female Toydarian... OK change in the rules, everyone suggest a name AND a sex/species... In fact just suggest anything about the bartender, period. We'll see how complex of a character we can make it...

 

A Non-Spoiler Cantina? Why didn't I think of that...?

 

Goodnight, everyone! I'm going to chug some warm blue milk than go to bed. See you soon.

 

I have some other drinks to suggest infact a friends and I made like a 2 page food list simular to this if you want I can post it kind of a menu, however to intice you I will give some drinks and perhaps one or two food items

ok so anohter drink, could be Vader aide
or qui gonn jinn and tonic

some food items - patato wedge antilles
oolazognia, han solami sandwich, and my personal favorite, chili con carbonite... if you want I can post more, but i thought it would be funny to at least post those.

 

LOL!!! That's great! This could get to be really fun. Sure, let's make a menu while we're at it too!

 

Oh Flannel, I would like an ice cold juri juice before I go to bed.

Anyone wanta death stick?

 

waves hand

You don't want to sell me any death sticks.

I will have some blue milk.

 

hm.. interesting... looks like people are actually using that name, and here I thought I was joking ... I was sure someone could do better than "flannel"

 

*trudges in after 13 hour work day*

I'll take anything ya got How about a double Artoo-Dektail (as opposed to cocktail). At this hour, the drink contains whatever the hell you want it to

 

I was looking at all the references to blue milk, and for all of you that remember the blue yoda fiasco of recently, I think we should invent a new drink....

*drumroll* Blue Yoda Milk! Scary, ain't it?

 

Noooo!!! Can we pass a rule to keep blue Yoda out of this forum? Please?

A better drink would be Yoda Soda.

 

How bout the name Pal'an Odrel

 

No Blue Yoda! - Will this Cantina ban droids as well

 

We don't serve their kind here.

 

Actually that's a thought... Our bartender will be Yoda!!! How great will this be? By day a kickass Jedi Master, by night, seedy bartender in the depths of Coruscant... "Do bar tricks I will, yes... right up is one blue milk coming Mmmm hm hm hm hm hm hmmmm... oh my oh my, gave myself a mustache I did, yes *hiccup*..."

 

*Mace Windu strolls in with a female twi'lek on each arm*

"Why yes ladies, I do indeed make excellent use of my lightsaber, but only when necessar... What the Motha F*#$%... YODA!!! Hey my man, since when do you hang here?!"

"Mmmm er.. Mmmm *waves hand* forget this encounter you will, tarnish my rep it will, yes...."

"Dude, you know that trick doesn't work on me! I'm a motha f*#*$@ Jedi Master! Remember you tried the same thing at last year's New Year's Party?..."

"Mmmm, yes, switched all the lightsabers I did, danced with a lampshade... yes... forgot this I did.... memory not what it was at 700 years..."

"My man, it has NOTHIN' to do with your age, it was the 3 gallons of glowing blue milk you chugged, you know what that stuff does to you... looked like a small overripened blueberry..."

"Mmmm, yes, over my blue days are, fun the next morning was not..."

"Well at least you learned your lesson, although looking around I'm not sure you did..."

"Have a night life I must... Know you do not, what it is like to be towered over by initiates"

"Alright, alright, my lips are sealed my man, but hurry back to the temple alright?Later Big Y, bring me back a pint of Juri Juice will ya?"

"Mmmm, yes, good friend you are, good friend..."

"Hmf... Back to business... erase Mace's memory I will, but not with Jedi Mind Trick... In order, more subtle methods are...*mischevious grin* Yessss... 8 pints of Juri Juice make that, with a little something extra... Mmmm hm hm hm hm hm..."

 

I suppose if people are opposed to Blue Yoda, we can officialy ban him from this thread, anybody in support of Blue Yoda?

 

:arth Terrious walks into the cantina, looks at the weird decor and takes a seat::

Hey everyone

 

How about Yoda serves, with help from FL4N-D1? Droids never sleep you know...

 

Our Cantina Staff:

Yoda, our favorite Jedi Master who talks backwards even when he isn't tipsy.

FLNLD-1, a tiny, spunky, floating droid that gets into everything it's not supposed to, and aggravates Yoda to no end

 

Hey all, AniaNaberrie i would like a pepsi on the rocks please *sits down after a long day*

 

Yoda a bartender?

We need a bouncer to break up fights. How about Plo Koon. He looks like a bouncer.

Well while I'm here. **sits down at bar and orders a glass of blue milk** So how was everyone's day?

 

Sorry Darthy, Talk to Yoda or FL1 I'm no longer the 'tender of this establishment. And my day was just fine Rags, thanks for asking

 

im not home now, but i'll post the drink list when i do get home.

Error: only 1 drink per minute allowed

 

*Yoda Mode* "Mmmm, Hmmmf, how you get so big drinking milk of this kind???!!!... Too strong for me it is, need Yoda Soda I do...*hiccup*"