The *Official* NON-SPOILER Cantina

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith (Non-Spoilers)' started by AniaNaberrie, May 21, 2002.

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  1. MaulsWoman Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 2, 2000
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    Grand Poobah Mace Windy [image=http://silentgents.com/Linder/Max05.jpg] I will go along with whoever starts the new cantina! :D

    Lord Stridarious [image=http://silentladies.com/GishD/DGish161.jpg] stop hitting people or I will have to contact the Stridarious Collective about you. :D

    naughty! [image=http://silentladies.com/GishD/DGish154.jpg]

    GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!

    It's HUMP DAY and for me its PAYDAY!!!! YAHOOOOEEEE!!! :D

    It's also the last day of March and its going out like a LION here in NYC.

    How's everybody today?

    [image=http://silentladies.com/TalmadgeC/CTal83.jpg]
  2. Mace Windy Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jul 3, 1999
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    Good morning MW.



    Rick McCallum loves you!
  3. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 27, 2002
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    I am so confused! 8-} You're not Windy, yet your not Adam either! [face_shocked] 8-}

    *faints*
  4. Fingorfin Jedi Master

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    Nov 7, 2001
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    I love it, Windy!

    This banner is pretty cool too. This time of the year is always interesting around here.

    *grabs a drink*
  5. neoxeon2 Jedi Master

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    Oct 3, 2000
    star 4
    the list will be up by this time tomorrow, so we may all get tanked for the weekend.
    and i now have claimed all three of my fav boards. for having the first post of April Fools Day. haha
  6. MaulsWoman Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 2, 2000
    star 7
    *MW comes into the cantina with her Anti-April Foolers weapon at the ready. Dressed in a black velvet and satin commando outfit she is ready!! Got backup too! :eek: [image=http://silentladies.com/GishD/DGish130.jpg] Got them instructed very well on dealing with April Foolers! :eek: Got her bombers and star fighters ready! [image=http://silentladies.com/GishD/DGish15.jpg] When the Anti-April Foolers Commandos catch them they will be shipped off to the April Foolers Prison Planet in the void. :mad: These are desperate times [image=http://silentladies.com/GishD/DGish203.jpg] calling for desperate measures! :eek: [image=http://silentladies.com/GishD/DGish190.jpg] In the meantime all is in place and MW is READY and PACKIN! *

    GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!! It's Thursday April Fools Day. It's also Roast Beef day. Make sure that RB is real and not shoe leather! [face_laugh]

    How's everybody doing today?

    :D
  7. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 27, 2002
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    Agreed Fingorfin :D . Nevertheless, I am anxiously awaiting this days end, so that I can get back to my normal posting habits 8-} .
  8. Mace Windy Manager Emeritus

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    This was one crazy (and windy, I might add) April Fool's on the JC this year. Especially yesterday, I had a blast! :D



    :cool: Mace Windy,
    too windy for spoilers!
  9. Obi-Wan's Apparition Force Ghost

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    Jan 10, 2000
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    Did I miss everything?! :( I just came back from taking a chemistry exam.
  10. Mace Windy Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jul 3, 1999
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    Chemistry exam? Well, you certainly got the short end of that stick....



    :cool: Mace Windy,
    too windy for spoilers!
  11. neoxeon2 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 3, 2000
    star 4
    chem exam on april fools day, yeah that sux.
    less then 6 hours till the new updated drink will be posted.
    get ready to party.
  12. neoxeon2 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 3, 2000
    star 4
    well as promised, i have the drinks list here
    if anyone would like to add to the list, PM me and i will add it.

    more to be added soon.

    Jedi Mind Trick---original name

    1 oz Dark rum
    1 oz Amaretto
    1 oz Kahlua
    1 oz Bailey's irish cream
    3 scoops Ice-cream (Rocky Road)
    Cream
    2 Cherries


    Liquid LightSaber

    2 oz Vodka
    1 oz Razzmatazz
    Orange juice


    Darth Vader

    1/2 oz Vodka
    1/2 oz Gin
    1/2 oz Light rum
    1/2 oz white Tequila
    1/2 oz Triple sec
    2 oz Sour mix
    fill Jagermeister


    Poggle the Lesser

    2 oz Sour mix
    2 oz Amaretto
    2 oz Tequila
    Add splash Orange juice


    Force Lightning

    1/3 oz Ouzo
    1/3 oz Vodka
    1/3 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur


    Coruscant Chase

    1 part Galliano
    1 part Southern Comfort
    1 part Jim Beam


    B-Wing

    1/3 oz Bailey's irish cream
    1/3 oz Kahlua
    1/3 oz Frangelico


    Death Star

    1 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum
    1 oz Gin (Tanqueray)
    3 oz Coca-Cola


    Galactic Blaster

    3 L Mountain Dew or Mello Yello
    Cranberry juice
    Vodka
    Mixing instructions:
    Pour all ingredients into a cooler,
    chill, and serve. As with most punches,
    it's hard to be specific about the amounts used.
    A general rule: pour as much of everything as tastes
    good, then add more vodka! To make life more
    interesting, throw in pieces of fruit,
    and add dry ice to the cooler before serving.
    Small plastic animals also make a nice garnish,
    (but don't drink them)!


    3 wise Jedi

    1/3 oz Jack Daniels (YODA)
    1/3 oz Johnnie Walker (MACE)
    1/3 oz Jim Beam (PLO-KLOON)

    YODA---original name

    1 part Blue Curacao
    1 part Sour mix
    1 part Midori melon liqueur
    2 parts Green Apple Pucker
    1 splash Vodka
    1/2 handful Ice


    Light Speed(shot)

    Vodka
    Gin
    Tequila
    A little Lime juice


    Imperial Fizz

    1/2 oz Light rum
    1 1/2 oz Blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 Lemon
    1 tsp Powdered sugar
    Carbonated water
    Mixing instructions:
    Shake all ingredients (except carbonated water)
    with ice and strain into a highball glass over
    two ice cubes. Fill with carbonated water, stir,
    and serve.


    Wookies Naval

    1oz vodka
    1oz peach schnapps
    2oz blue curacao
    4oz orange juice(w/ pulp)


    Star Wars----Original name

    Ingredients:
    1 pint Southern Comfort
    1 pint Amaretto
    1 pint Sweet and sour mix
    1 pint Sprite


    Mace Windu

    2 1/2 oz Crown Royal
    3/4 oz Butterscotch schnapps (Buttershots)


    Jawa juice--thanks to merlin

    1 ounce Watermelon puker
    2 ounces absolut citron
    9 ounces Pineapple juice.


    Grumpy Obi-Wan

    Ice
    2 oz Bourbon (Old Grand Dad)
    1 oz Lime juice
    Ginger ale

    Old list--------------------------------

    The VADERADE:

    A Vaderade is a special concoction whipped up by Senator
    Dzrekpo Amegnran, consisting of the following:

    1/2 ounce blackberry brandy
    2 ounces bourbon
    1/2 ounce lemon juice
    6 crushed blueberries
    1 dash orange bitters
    1 dash anisette
    Served over ice

    DRINKYPOO:
    Bailey's Irish Cream
    Bushmill's irish Whiskey
    Kahlua
    Strong Coffee
    A little bit of milk

    INRAW (I'm Not Really At Work):
    The main ingredient in this drink is Sodabi,
    which is basically moonshine distilled from palm sap. It's the liquor of choice in coastal West Africa, and has an indescribable but delicious flavor. Legend has it that the name came when a British colonist took a shot of Sodabi and then fell off his stool. Flat on his rump in the dust, the Brit exclaimed "So that be!" Thus, the name stuck. It is very strong!

    Here's the mix:
    Sodabi
    Grenadine
    Pineapple Juice
    Orange Juice
    Dash of Lemon Juice
    Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
    A slice of Mango submerged in the drink
    A cherry on top
    Measures of the ingredients depend on taste,
    and on just how much you want to escape work that day.

    KIMBALL:
    1 ounce Cointreau
    1 ounce light rum
    1 ounce dark rum
    2 ounces pineapple juice
    1 teaspoon lemon juice
    Garnish with banana slices

    SIMPLICITY
    tall glass of orange juice

    THE PAIN AND HAVOC:

    2oz Absolut Kurant vodka
    1/2oz Pineapple juice
    1/2
  13. MaulsWoman Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 2, 2000
    star 7
    Whoa!!! Neo those are your most potent and FIERY drinks!!! HEARTBURN HEAVEN!!! :eek: [face_laugh]

    *MW sits at the bar and samples drinks a la Neoxeon2! :)

    [image=http://www.radshelters4u.com/nuke-bomb1.jpg] Star Destroyer :eek:

    [image=http://www.physics.rutgers.edu/~koeth/pix/a-bomb.jpg] Flaming Pit :eek:

    [image=http://atlantic.evsc.virginia.edu/wwwcam/clarkcam/abomb.jpg] Maultini :) :eek:

    :eek:

    [face_laugh] COOL STUFF!!!!

    Good morning everybody!!!! it's FRIDAY!!! THE BESTEST DAY OF THE WEEK!!!! It's also fish day! Have some Sea Trout!!! deeeelicious!

    Anybody going to go see HELL BOY today?
    [image=http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/angror_022804.jpg] [image=http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/bear_111903.jpg]
  14. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2002
    star 6
    [face_shocked] MaulsWoman, what did you do to that poor kitty? :confused:

    It looks upset...and very agressive! 8-}
  15. Obi-Wan's Apparition Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2000
    star 5
    Oh my. More scary cats. :eek:

    Oh, and if only my chemistry test was an April Fool's joke! :p
  16. neoxeon2 Jedi Master

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    Oct 3, 2000
    star 4
    would have been a big joke on you if you took it and he said it was a big april fools joke. and it didn't count at all.
  17. Obi-Wan's Apparition Force Ghost

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    Jan 10, 2000
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    I actually wish it didn't count. :p
  18. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2002
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    At school last year, the teachers gave us all a test. It was one of those 30 question tests, with , "Look at the last question- fill in name, then turn in test."

    Many students fell for it, and were doing the entire thing. Stumped that most of us were done already 8-} .
  19. neoxeon2 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 3, 2000
    star 4
    yeah i love those.
    theres a big story that on a sociology exam in a college, the question was on the board under a drape. when all students sat down he pulled the drape to reveal the word "WHY" and one kid wrote "Why Not" he then turned in his test, he got the only 100.
  20. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2002
    star 6
    [face_laugh] That was too good neoxeon2. If that would've been an assignment in one of my classes. I am most assured that someone would've complained! 8-}
  21. MaulsWoman Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 2, 2000
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    Well guys those pics were of HELL BOY being born and then sent on a mission. :eek: [face_laugh]

    *MW comes into the Cantina and rests at the bar. Nothing new to report except that she is slowly closing in on acquiring 50% of Sidious' personal wealth. The snot doesn't realize who is siphoning off his wealth. [face_laugh] *

    GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!

    Its Monday. Bread and butter day! [face_laugh]

    How's everybody doing?
  22. Fingorfin Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 7, 2001
    star 4
    Anyone here seen Hellboy yet? Other than all the evil monsters being just a bunch of CG tentacles, it's pretty good.

    In other news: My feet don't like me anymore.

    *grabs a drink*
  23. neoxeon2 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 3, 2000
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    well fing im sorry to hear that, that must cause a prob.
    i hope having the list back helps those drink urges.
    and i will be adding a new drink this weekend.
  24. MaulsWoman Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 2, 2000
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    *MW strolls into the cantina ready for the day! ;) Dressed in a flowing see through Vardanian silk gown she sits at the bar and orders one of Lord Neo drinks. hmmmmmm delicious! *burp* and powerful. *aaachoooo!* it also clears the baffles! :) Taking out a red smoke stick she lights it and starts blowing bright blue smoke rings. She is feeling very satisfied with herself. She has obtained the right for drilling in the Gamada Astreroid belt. Some of the big planetoids have rare metals and other resources. :) *

    Good morning everybody!

    Today is TUESDAY! Stringbean day! Have a stringbean-walnut waffle with vanilla syrup!

    Today is also MATRIX REVOLUTIONS DAY!!!! I'M READY!!!! Getting the dvd at lunchtime. [face_laugh]

    How's everybody doing today!?

    [image=http://silentladies.com/Swanson/Swan129.jpg]
  25. Mace Windy Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jul 3, 1999
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    The plan is to have the new Cantina in place before Easter. There were only two members who contacted me about starting the new version of this classic thread. Those members being:

    Fingorfin
    neoxeon2



    If you are a Cantina regular, please send me a PM voting for which member you'd like to see have the honor of starting up the new Cantina.




    :cool: Mace Windy,
    too windy for spoilers!
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