The Official "Obnoxious Snobs" Thread

So yes, I'm a thread artist. I've been here and there, always a step ahead of everyone. Always being told now awesome I was. Yes, like they would even understand what being awesome means. Can a dog understand colors? Of course not!

 

this is about as awesome as a colonoscopy.

 

Ever told you I'm friends with the guy from Modest Mouse? Let me tell you something: Isaac is not half as talented as he thinks he is. I mean, they had to get that Johnny Marr guy to be worth something. Pfft.

Let me play you my demo.

 

Modest Mouse peaked 8 years ago.

 

Ha, you people call everything a peak. Ha.

Let me play you my demo.

 

i'm actually really good friends with the bass player's brother. ha.

 

We all know, Thomas. Thank you.

Now, why don't you make yourself useful and bring me a glass of Veuve Cliquot champagne?

Please?

 

what, no chilled glasses? i refuse to pour champagne into a warm glass.

 

Bah. Chilled glasses are so last decade.

Have I told you about my demo?

 

just because i know everybody in "the biz" doesn't mean i want to listen to your demo.