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ST The Official "Oliver the Screaming Porg" Thread

Discussion in 'Sequel Trilogy' started by Darth Chiznuk , Oct 10, 2017.

  1. EviL_eLF

    EviL_eLF Force Ghost star 5

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    Looking at your source, I was more partial to this one... [face_laugh]

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  2. vin

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  3. Finland Skywalker

    Finland Skywalker Jedi Knight star 2

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    My life is now complete!
     
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  4. Master_Lok

    Master_Lok Force Ghost star 6

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    Politely speaking... this isn't the Island of Dr. Moreau. [face_batting]
     
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  5. Master_Lok

    Master_Lok Force Ghost star 6

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    Dear Mods, that banner full of screaming Olivers popped up at the most appropriate post reading moment. [face_rofl]

    Thank you for the much needed laugh.
     
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  6. Dead Chiznuk

    Dead Chiznuk Your Friendly Neighborhood Living-Impaired Mod star 1

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    Mmmmmm... Oliver sure looks tasty. [face_devil]
     
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  7. PrincessKenobi

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    You can have the other Porgs the ones named Peter but please stay away from our Oliver!
     
  8. Finland Skywalker

    Finland Skywalker Jedi Knight star 2

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    Don't eat Oliver! He's our mascot!
     
  9. nightangel

    nightangel Force Ghost star 6

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    [face_plain]
     
  10. matriculate

    matriculate Jedi Youngling

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    porgs represent kinderschema. the science of cute. It is a path to the lightside
     
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  11. Pro Scoundrel

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  12. nightangel

    nightangel Force Ghost star 6

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  13. DarkCree

    DarkCree Jedi Master star 1

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    I saw a shirt at the store that had Chewbacca and a bunch of Porgs in it just posing together...that along with the trailer shot leads me to think there is a Chewie/Porg moment or moments in The Last Jedi sort of like Leia and Wicket...except there will be no English words spoken just growls and Porg shrieks...or maybe Chewie eats them and discovers the best way to serve them with rice and beans
     
  14. vncredleader

    vncredleader Force Ghost star 5

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    Just had Olive Garden last night and am currently eating left overs so this made me almost spit out olive garden :p
     
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  15. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Their Porg Parmesan is good.
     
  16. StartCenterEnd

    StartCenterEnd Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Porgs populate the planet that is the site of the first Jedi Temple....does that mean they are force sensitive??
     
  17. PrincessKenobi

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    Maybe they're like dampeners to help hide Luke?
     
  18. smudger9

    smudger9 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    This guy won the internet this week.



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  19. Django Fett

    Django Fett Force Ghost star 5

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    Isn't it time this thread was renamed "Oliver the roaring Porg"???

    He very clearly isn't some kind of wuss that screams. :cool:
     
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  20. StartCenterEnd

    StartCenterEnd Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    The Porg is US! The every-woman who is just living her life and gets swept up in this grand epic adventure that is so beyond her it's overwhelming! She's the Jar Jar, the 3PO, the unwitting spectator to tragedy and heroism, the potential of which lies within every single one of us and only waits for the inevitable right (or wrong) circumstances to occur, in other words destiny...or is it fate shaped by the wills of lifeforms (of which midiclorians are included)? The mystery is eternal.

    At one point in our life or at a point to come, we are all the screaming Porg swept in a quest and journey that is too big for us.
     
  21. GregMcP

    GregMcP Force Ghost star 5

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    Yep. "Screaming" seems wrong.
    Roaring, trumpeting.

    "The Warcry of Oliver the Porg."
    Something like that.
     
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  22. Roger Goldleader

    Roger Goldleader Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    mmmmmm.... Porg chops. Stuffed Porg chops.
     
  23. Darth Smurf

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  24. A Corpse of Disapproval

    A Corpse of Disapproval Severed Head Admin star 3 Staff Member Manager

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    No worries. If Oliver Garden is anything like Olive Garden, there will be nothing remotely authentic about their cuisine. They may talk up their Porg in their adverts but there will be nothing Porg about their offerings. Saying, "I'm in the mood for Italian food. Let's go to Olive Garden" is the equivalent of saying, "I'm in the mood for a great piece of beef. Let's go to McDonald's".
     
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  25. Gigoran Monk

    Gigoran Monk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Exactly. Their porg sticks, for example? Absolutely nothing like my Caretaker grandma used to make them. And she was born and raised on Ahch-to.
     
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