Atlantic The **OFFICIAL** OPPM Hate Thread

*makes fun of OPPM's mum*
booyeah
*sticks OPPM's toothbrush in a septic tank, then puts it back*

 

Come on, you know your room is messy!

*Makes OPPM work in a place where you aren't allowed to use the bathroom and are attacked by flies and forced to inhale paint fumes*

EDIT: C-3PX Ewww . . . you are sadistic.

 

Not that bad!!!
*makes OPPM finish basement*

 

*subjects OPPM to...























BARNEY!!!*

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
*bites OPPM*
*bites OPPM again*
*keeps biting OPPM untill minute is done*

 

high speed internet=MANY OPPM's
*kicks OPPM is the balls again and again and again and again and again again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again*
take that!

 

Makes OPPM listen to Mr. Prescott's talkmails about the basketball teams.


Over and over and over.

 

*makes OPPM make out with Michiel Jackson*

 

Am I the only one who still hates OPPM?
*sticks a hornet nest in OPPM's pants*

 

*makes OPPM work an eight and a half hour shift*


I was busy yesterday.

And OPPM is trying to make up for it.

 

*Puts a steak on OPPM's face a throws him in a lion's den*

 

*runs in, eats steak, runs from lions*

 

ROFLOL @ Ryan

Oh, my land! Why doesn't that surprise me? Maybe we should stick ice cream sandwiches in there next time...

*sticks OPPM in a small room with a flock of seagulls who just ate some really smelly fish*

 

I'm a VIP, so I don't have OPPM

 

*alternates Timbit barrages between WK and OPPM*

 

huge

 

*kicks OPPM around a few times*

No fair! OPPM kicked back!

More than once!

 

WOW! This is the only thread I have ever seen stay on topic in this forum!

*takes OPPM on Jerry Springer*

 

Sad, isn't it?

*pours boiling oil on OPPM*

*realizes why this thread stays on topic*

 

I said it before, and I'll say it again...it's sad the only thread to stay on topic here is a hate thread!!! LOL...

Slow Island Dial-up=no OPPM's...

*knock on wood*

 

Cuts off oppm's "member" with a lightsaber -- "a la bobbit" !! --

 

*throws OPPM in boiling oil*

*makes OPPM listen to offkey music*

*makes OPPM read The Glove of Darth Vader*

 

::sells OPPM's organ's on the black market.::

High speed internet = many OPPMs

 

FRIGGIN OPPM!!! HOW DID YOU FIND ME ON THIS ISLAND???? YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!!!


*locks OPPM in a men's bathroom with 10 men who just had really bad chili, and gives them all noseplugs EXCEPT OPPM!!*

 

*temporarily runs out of ideas and just gives OPPM a dirty look*

*gets OPPMed for her trouble*