Buff, NY The Official "Pants" Game Thread

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants

 

I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

 

Your thoughts turn to...pants!

 

Pants me and I shall become more powerful than you can imagine!

 

General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my pants in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my pants request to you in person; but my pants has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed.

I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My pants will know how to retrieve it. You must see these pants safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my pants only hope.

 

There was nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been pantsed too, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire.

 

But I was going into Tosshi Station to pick up some power pants!

 

I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!

 

From the Holiday Special:

Happy Pants Day, everyone!