The Official Pants Thread...

Take a Star Wars line and replace it with "pants"...

"Aww, can't get your pants out." Yoda

"...and your faith in your pants is yours!" Palpatine

 

May The Pants Be With You

 

"We can't repel pants of that magnitude."

"I have a bad feeling about pants." or "I have a bad pants about this." or "I have a pants feeling about this."

 

I have felt pants my master

 

"...I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants." Leia

"And now your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants." Vader

 

"then I'll see you in pants"

 

This thread smells like a mess in my pants.

 

Roger that.

 

"laugh it up fuzz pants"

 

"Who is the more foolish, the fool or the pants that follows him?"

 

" You,like your pants, are now mine "

 

Now this should have been done differently such as when you read a fortune cookie that you say "in bed" after it. Such as when Vader says "The Force is strong with this one" then you add "in bed" afterwards for it to read this..."The Force is strong with this one...in bed."

 

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Double ...

 

*cricket chirp*
*tumbleweed blows by*

 

I just read that Edward Furlong got arrested in Kentucky for forcibly releasing one or more lobsters in a Meijer grocery store.

Here's the story.

 

A winnar is him!

 

Anyone actually going out at midnight to get their dvd's?

 

No. We've got the malaysian "imports" so I'll skip blowing some more money. I may buy all six though when they come out in one big box set. Of course by then they'll be making 7-9, and by the time those come out on DVD we won't be using DVDs much anymore. Or something.

 

The best of Magnum PI? You know it, baby!

 

Better yet, Star Trek season 1.

 

You totally roont my timing.

In other news, I had mac & cheese for dinner tonight. It wasn't the good stuff either, it was the cheap Kraft crap with the powdered cheese. They should call it mac & soup.

 

You probably put too much milk in it... you're supposed to put only 1/4 of a cup, if that.

 

I could swear the directions called for one cup. Tonight I only put in half a cup to compensate. I'm gonna blame this one on bad instructional media, because we all know I never make mistakes.

 

Wow, I will just keep my opinion of how to improve stuff to myself next time. Sorry...I just had a cruddy day. Stressed over the job and then my Mom has to go to the emergency room tonight over high blood pressure and blacking out. They finally figured out that the combination of medication she was on was lethal. Seriously, I am worried about her. She is only 48 and she is in the physical condition of a 60 year old.