The Official Pants Thread...

There is a great disturbance in the pants..

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the pants flow through you.

You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're a pair of pants.

Princess Leia : Luke, what's wrong?
Luke : Leia, do you remember your pants? Your real pants?
Princess Leia : Just a little bit. They wore out when I was very young.
Luke : What do you remember?
Princess Leia : Just... images really. Feelings.
Luke : Tell me.
Princess Leia : They were... very beautiful. Plain, but sad. Why are you asking me this?
Luke : I have no memory of my pants. I never knew them.

 

"....your feelings for them are strong, especially for, pants...."

 

Pants Wars: A New Hope
The Pants Strike Back
Return of the Pants
The Phantom Pants
Attack of the Pants
Revenge of the Pants

 

There is no emotion, there is the pants.
There is no ignorance, there is the pants.
There is no passion, there is the pants.
There is no death, there is the pants.

Who is more foolish, the fool or the pants that follow him?

 

- I'd just as soon kiss a wookie

- I can arrange pants

 

MACE WINDU Be wary, this disturbance in the pants is growing stronger.

MACE WINDU Probing the pants is a dangerous process. He could be in seclusion for days...

RUWEE Now tell me, son. How serious is this thing? How much danger is my daughter really in?
ANAKIN There have been two attempts on her pants. Chances are there'll be more.

ANAKIN I'm sorry. When I'm around you, my pants are no longer my own.

 

- Strong I am in the pants, but not that strong.