The **Official** Pillow Fight Thread V. 6.0 Newbie Wars: The Pillow Menace

*whaps and waxes Imp* That ought to put you in your place.

 

Youch!

Waxed into submission by my own girlfriend....

You know... these legs are never gonna grow hair on them again if people don't stop waxing them....

And although these legs are pretty nice.... I'd rather them be on a girl versus myself...

*Scans the room anxiously*

I've managed to keep the hair on, under, and around my arms safe for now...

All you wax happy posters... stay away...



*Whaps HE*

I swear.... just cause you have more posts than me, doesn't mean I'm gonna start respecting you or whatever.... I am still the elder member in these boards.....

*Whaps the Other Handmaiden*

Ahhh! Handmaiden Tag-Teamed!

Get em off, get em off!

 

*whaps Rabé and Imperial_Warhammer*

I didn't know you guys were dating!

*feels left out now*

 

**whacks everyone**

Spoofs!

Hilarious!

He

 

Sorry, Yané. I just never got around to the RHS to tell you guys. You don't have to have a b-friend, you know. I was fine when I joined without one. In fact, he's my first. *whacks Imp*

 

*thwacks Rabé*

I wasn't feeling left out of having a boyfriend, I was feeling left out because you didn't tell me!

Sillé Rabé! Anéwé, good luck you two! When did you guys start dating?

*thwacks He*

I love that site! I think I've seen all of them!

 

boyfreinds are overratd, I much prefer girls.

He

 

*Shakes his head*

HE, you are a girl....

Lols...

Not like theres anything wrong with that...

*Suspiciously looks at Rabe and Yane*

Right?

*Whaps both of them*

 

I'm not a girl!

I'm a guppy!!!

**whacks hammer**

He

 

*whaps He, Imp and Yané* Sorry, 'Né, but I haven't been around you in a while. When did we start dating? It's somewhere back there. *points at all the pages before this one* I'll go take a look.

 

Yane: We were first bitter rivals, but then our hatred turned weirdly into affection....

*To He*

You're a girl and you know it.... only they could be so creative to make the kind of quips you do....

*Plays Croquete with HE*

*Whaps him too*

 

that's a good idea, I'll delve to look for me and pelly.

**whacks all**

EDIT: Ha! p134! november the 15th. almost 2 weeks ago. funny, seems longer than that...

He

 

ok ok

**The Official Pillow Fight Thread** Newbie Wars 7.0: Attack of the Pillows

How bout that JD?

*whaps all*

 

Too predictable.

**whacks Deception**

I'm a guppy!

He

 

*whacks He* NO YOU'RE NOT!

 

proove it!

**whacks everyone**

He

 

*whaps everyone for good measure*

Rabé, you generallé keep track of things like this...

 

Well it has to be something like the movie title

Attack of the Pillows **Official Newbie Wars Pillow Fight Thread 7.0**

*whaps He and Hammer*

 

Might as well jump right in.

**whacks everyone**

Hi! I'm new!

what's going on?

 

what a horrid username.

silly newbie.

**whacks everyone**

proove that I am not a guppy!!

He

 

Sorry about him, --OPPM--. We generally don't like the term OPPM because it means 'One Post Per Minute.' It drives most of us nuts. *glares at He* You should have read his bio. His SN is his initials. 8gives --OPPM-- a friendly whack* Welcome to the boards!

 

*ignites Twin, Force, Crimson Lightsabers and kills OPPM*

Sorry I had to. Nothing personal I just have a strong disdain for OPPM.

Hey everyone I'm back, and I'm alive. I'm soaking wet and full of mud. We bike 6 miles and it rocked. Literally.

*whacks everyone*

 

*whaps OPPM* Welcome!


*whaps FW* Glad you had fun!

 

I'm gonna visit the BMC, I'll be back. Oh and BTW all Crimson council positions have been filled now all we need are able Crimson Jedi Knights. *whacks everyone*

 

Hey there I'm a newbie too...
*picks up pillow and whacks people...not too hard*