**The Official Pillowfight Thread (For Newbies AND Oldbies!!!)**

[Aboard the Command Deck of my fully operational Death Pillow, 300 miles above the planet] You may fire when ready.

 

*Flys away in pillow-Wing, Shoots ta main pillow reactor thing with Pillow Torpedo* I't's a hit* Flys off to Pillow Factory to reload Pillow Torps*
I saved the pillow fight
*Puts on victory music*

 

[Message to Grand Moff Darningpin, my Chief Embroiderer] I thought I told you to stitch that hole together! It's bad enough the feathers coming out, let alone having pillow torpedoes flying in about the place.

[To Wardrobe Custonian] Fetch me a change of pyjamas! Quickly! Not the paisley ones either.

 

*While E_P does his victory dance...*

*Sneaks up on him and does a double whack*

 

Yes, Red. Get him! Avenge my forces! I can't tell you how many eiderducks went over to the Dark Side to make that Death Pillow.

 

*Ducks Reds pillow freanzy and looks around for my AOTC pillow and wacks Red in the head 100 times *
Thraxwhirl don't try and make a version 2.0 it'll just get blown up by the Pillow Falcon

 

[Aboard my four-poster 'Slumberland' Stardestroyer. Shot of the back of my head. A black nightcap is lowered down onto my noggin by some machine thingy. A nervous-looking teddybear enters, wearing military grey pyjamas and carrying a mug of cocoa.]

Ah, Vice-Admiral Cuddles. [He hands me the steaming mug. I sip.] With the destruction of our Death Pillow, we must regroup and consider our strategy.

[He says nothing. I squeeze his belly. He squeaks. I listen.]

Yes. They won't expect that. However we must bide our time. I shall sleep on it. Have the Palace guards in red pyjamas fold back my duvet, and inform them I shall want tucking in all snug in five minutes or so. Set an alarm for eight-thirty, and wake me with a full continental breakfast. Now go.

[I squeeze him again. He squeaks, and exits.]

 

LOL, *Hijacks bed thing and go's to that room tedy guy is in* [tedy guy]Squik squik[/tedy guy] you don't say... ok *go's into main bedroom and ignites pillow sabre...

To be continued

(this would make a good story)

 

[Returns to find bedroom ablaze.]

Curse! Guards!

[Two appear; one, a giant Snoopy with stuffing poking out from left armpit; the other, a large string puppet that looks like the Cat in the Hat. I hold the puppet's wooden cross-thingy, and jiggle him about a bit.]

Guards, have the Teletubbies put this fire out, and then prepare me another bed. Place Vice-admiral Cuddles under arrest, and position the Laughing Policeman outside his cell. I shall adjourn for the night; summon Winnie the Pooh to my quarters, and have him read me a bedtime story. Now go.

[I let go of the wooden cross. The strings go limp, and the Cat in the Hat falls in a heap on the floor.]

Snoopy - pick up the cat. [He does. He starts waggling him about a bit.] Now go, both of you!

 

This is starting to get disturbing


*Shakes Thraxwhirl awake from his dream and then buffets him in the head*

 

Weee-yaaaahhhhh! Gaahh?! [Somewhat shocked.]

You filthy - [Recovering my compusure. I Grab lever by side of four-poster bed, and pull it. Trapdoor swings open beneath Red. He falls through. Trapdoor shuts once again. I steeple fingertips together, a la Mr. Burns.]

Excellent. My vicious Rancour Pillow will devour him utterly. [Like all master villains however, there is no actual need to watch and make sure. Such doubt and uncertainty is beneath me. I activate the intercom.]

Snoopy! It is time for Phase 2 of the operation. Meet me on the bridge in ten minutes. Oh, and can you bring me some of those Rice Krispies for my breakfast? You know, the ones that taste of chocolate, and turn the milk all brown? I love those.

[Snoopy confirms this.] Sweeet.

 

*Heads to brige secretly, Finds Thraxwhirl talking to Snoopy.Ignites pillowsabre and starts hitting everyone in the head and starts blasting with Blaster

 

Hoi! No blasters, only pillows!

Where are the men in the black-and-white stripes?

I shall wait until they've made a call on that one and enforced a penalty from the point of progress before I continue with my part of this tale.

 

Pillows!!!!!!

 

*climbs up from the pit*

My, that was good pizza the rancor and I had

*thwack*

*thwop*


RED IS THE LAST MAN STANDING!

 

*kills Red*

Nice 'n easy! [afce_mischirf]


Muahahahaha!

 

that is not allowed.


*boinks lisa on the head*

 

*Since no one wants to come and try to defeat him, Red takes the warriors stance and laughs*

 

*coming into the thread and totally changing the subject but does so becuase she wants to defeat red......throws a bannana cream pie in his face*


*runs away yelilng nananaaanabooobooo! *

 

thou hast fallen under my control!

ha!

 

*smack*


MUWAHAHAHAHAHA


Did not

 

booger...

*hits Red with her rubber trout...Darth Trout*

MUHAHAHAAA

ok, so i'm insane.

 

Okay! *My fly-stuffed pillows are loaded into the giant frog "Pillow Cannon" and shot right on top of every one in the room.*

HaHaHaHa!

*hurries out of the room before anyone can throw their pillows at me*

 

Edit: oops, double post. ah well, that means that double pillows were launched!

 

*glares at Ribbit*

meanie!

*throws tomato on next poster*