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Social The Official Pillowfight Thread, v. 16: They're . . . ALIVE!

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  1. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    A Long Time Ago, In A WNUville Not Too Far Away . . .

    THERE WERE PILLOWS.

    LOTS AND LOTS OF PILLOWS.

    GREEN ONES.

    BLUE ONES.

    ONES SHAPED LIKE HEARTS.

    SOME SHAPED LIKE PIZZAS.

    YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE PILLOWS. THEY WILL FIND YOU.

    YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

    THE PILLOWS ARE ALL-KNOWING. ALL-SEEING. THEY ARE OMNIPOTENT.

    BEWARE OF THE PILLOWS.

    (Now, if I haven’t scared you off, then please, continue reading)

    Welcome to the Pillow Fight Thread, where, you guessed it, you may hit your friends with pillows to your hearts’ content. This is the 16th version of this classic WNU thread, which has gone through the hands of the Pillow Fight luminaries: Red Oktobur, Jedi_Benji, Jedi_Daniel, Sith_Priestess, Trika_Kenobi and Mister_Master.

    There are no real rules in the thread, as imagination is definitely a plus. As enjoy the thread, however, please be mindful of the Terms of Service and Forum Rules. As always, keep your arms, feet, legs and hands inside the ride at all times. :p

    So, without further ado, get started, my fellow pillow people!

    The older versions of this thread can be found here:

    Pillow Fight v. 15: The Reign of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Pillow
    Pillow Fight v. 14: The Chronicles of the Pillow: The Whack, the Smack, and the Feathers
    Pillow Fight v. 13: Dead Pillow Society
    Pillow Fight v.12: PHX-1138
    Pillow Fight v. 11: Newbie Wars: Return of the Pillow
    Pillow Fight v. 10: The Pillow Strikes Back
    Pillow Fight v. 9: A New Pillow
    Pillow Fight v. 8: Revenge of the Pillows
    Pillow Fight v. 7: Attack of the Pillows
    Pillow Fight v. 6: The PIllow Menace
    Pillow Fight v. 5: Whack-a-Rama
    Pillow Fight v. 4: Whack
    Pillow Fight v. 3: When You Thought It Was Safe . . .
    Pillow Fight v. 2: Let the Feathers Fly
    Pillow Fight v. 1: The Official Pillowfight Thread for Newbies and Oldbies


    So, what will your legacy be in Pillow Fight 16?

    *Whacks first poster with a fluffy pillow*
  2. JM_1977 Force Ghost

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    *starts messing with instruments on the table. Working hard hammering away, drilling away, (anything else you can think of involving making something:p) while lightning flashes in the distance. Once I'm finished I walk away revealing a human sized pillow frankstein style. I flip a switch bringing it to life.*

    IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwhahahahahahaha

    *Orders the pillow to hit Gunny*
  3. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    *Hits 77 with a Robot Chicken pillow*
  4. JM_1977 Force Ghost

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    *Slams feet down opening up the floor letting out a bunch of pillows and send them at gunny :p*

    Pillow Bending!!! :p
  5. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    *Plays Negate Attack pillow* ;)
  6. JM_1977 Force Ghost

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  7. Skiara ~• Manager WNU •~ ~• RSA FFC •~

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    Yay, it's alive... finally again! :D

    *whacks everyone on the first page with a welcomebacktopillowfight-pillow*
  8. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    What's the purpose of the pillow fight? *Hits Skiara with giant pillow* Cus I will in fact take you all down
    Last edited by Zapdos, Mar 4, 2013
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  9. Bazinga'd SWC/PT/ Spinoff Manager -Destroyer of Spam

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    *Whacks Skiara with Pillow made of Goose Down from Germany*
  10. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    *Hits Bazinga'd with a CBS pillow*
  11. Bazinga'd SWC/PT/ Spinoff Manager -Destroyer of Spam

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    *Attempts to hit Jedi Gunny with a Marine Corps camo colored pillow, but as a result of the concussion rendered upon him by Jedi Gunny, swings aimlessly.*

    What is a CBS pillow? I should know this shouldn't I?
  12. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    *Knocks everybody unconscious with deathstar pillow*
  13. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Big Bang Theory is on CBS. ;)

    *Hits Zapdos with a Master Ball pillow*
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  14. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    ...... Game over
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  15. Bazinga'd SWC/PT/ Spinoff Manager -Destroyer of Spam

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    *Hit himself with pillow as a result of not knowing CBS reference. :)
  16. Darth Gangrenous Teh Undead Dark Lord

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    *whacks Gunny*
    Took you long enough. :p
  17. Jalicejade Jedi Knight

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    *Hits Admiral Volshe and BultarSwan with paint-filled pillows*
  18. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    *Hits Frank with a pillow*
  19. Blue_Lightsaber42 Jedi Master

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    [face_mischief] *whacks Gunny with a large Tempur-Pedic pillow*
    *karate kicks a pillow at the next poster* Hiyah!
  20. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Wow, that feels good, actually.

    *Is kicked*

    Ow!
  21. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    *hits random people with Internets pillow*
  22. Darth Gangrenous Teh Undead Dark Lord

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    *comes in, loads pillow canon and fires it at various people*
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  23. Blue_Lightsaber42 Jedi Master

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    Sorry, Gunny! :p
    *is knocked over by the combined force of internet-pillow and cannonball-pillow* Oof! Good thing all these pillows are lying around to cushion my fall..
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  24. hear+soul Force Ghost

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    I will be the most POWERFUL pillow fighter EVER!!!!!

    *draws Batman pillow from backpack*

    *draws flower pillow from under shirt*

    *whaps Jedi Gunny*
    *whaps JM77* *whaps gunny again* *whaps Skiara 3x* *whaps Zapdos*

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    *hangs upside down from banister*

    *whaps Bazinga'd*

    *is knocked down by pillow-cannon pillow*
    *brushes shoulders off*
    *stands right-side up on floor*

    *whaps DG*

    *fills pillow with rubber ducky pillows*

    *whaps jalicejade*
    *whaps BL42*

    I are the internets............................. *WHAP*

    *loads spring-loaded, pillow-loaded, spring-time spring pillow into pillow spring trap pillow trap and aims at next poster*
    Last edited by Darth_Deception, Mar 13, 2013
  25. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    *Pulls out four pillows and goes Grievous style whacking everyone across the head*
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