Social The Official Pillowfight Thread, v. 16: They're . . . ALIVE!

Yes I have. *hits Krix with Captain Rex pillow*

Krix, do you live in Australia?

 

-takes the hit-

No, East coast of America.

 

Oh, I was thinking of someone else. *hits Krix again*

 

-grabs the pillow-

Not this time... -smacks him with another from the other arm-

 

*gets Krix in the head with a batman pillow*

 

(As my Imperial fleet begins an approach on your Venators, you receive a holo-message from the incoming ship)

Venator... I'm afraid the time has come that your hunt for Pillowtine ends here... Prepare yourself...

 

*enters with pillow-guns blazing, and shoots both Commander Krix and Venator88 with pillow bullets*

 

You dare challenge us? -begins firing pillow rounds from the closest Pillow Destroyer-

Feel the wrath of fluffiness to the extreme!

 

Eats all the pillows once more

 

*sees the falling pillow bombs, and leaps on board her Twilight once again*

Yes, I dare to extend a challenge!

*flies up out of range of the explosions, despite getting grazed by some pieces of pillow shrapnel, the Twilight emerges from the smoke in one unperforated piece*

 

-my tie fighters descend after you and begin launching pillows in your direction-

Let us see how well your dog-fighting skills are, shall we?

 

*walks out of the room cackling*

 

*twirls around the Twillight, avoiding the pillow launchers*

If you saw my earlier battle in the skies, you'd know I'm quite proficient in the ways of dog-fights!

*flies above the Tie-Fighters, and rains pillow bombs on top of them*

 

Even for your skills, you're easily out-smarted!

-My Pillow Destroyer begins firing-

Full batteries! Fire!!

 

*takes a blow against the Twilight's side wing, which slightly jars the ship*

Out-smarted, huh? How about this?

*sends the ship spiraling down, closer and closer to the Destroyer's blasters, and starts raining down pillow bombs, which destroy the turrets*

 

Good start, but how can you possibly take out three others without someone by your side?

-three more Destroyers slip-space in-

 

Hmm...

*gazes at the reinforcements with a bold expression*

Probably not. Which is why I called for backup of my own!

*ten compact X and Y Wings come out from behind the Twilight, and begin to spray the Pillow Destroyers with bombs*

 

A small but formidable force... have you met my Tie Phantoms?

-Several tie phantoms un-cloak and surround your inbound forces, and begin firing-

 

Phantoms, huh? Well, they're about to really disappear!

*eight X and Y wings continue their relentless attack on the Destroyers, while the Twilight and a single X and Y wing whirl around and fire back at the phantom Tie Fighters*

 

-The Phantoms disperse and begin cloaked attacks, one by one they attack and begin clocking again-

Catch them if you can! -Meanwhile Tie Interceptors take on the rest of your attack-

 

I may not be able to see them, but I do have a few more tricks up my sleeve!

*orders her X and Y wings to continue their assault, while she releases a single massive pillow charge, spraying wet feathers in all directions; they stick to the cloaked Tie Phantoms, rendering them clear and visible*

Found you!

*begins shooting them down one-by-one*

 

Smart move... you're eager to win I see. Perhaps this battle is yours.. I'm pulling out before I send.. never-mind.

-All Pillow Destroyers begin to set a course for hyper-drive-

I'll be back, soon... with a larger force then ever imaginable!

 

*orders her X and Y Wings to fall back, and the Twilight briefly hovers*

You'll be back, and I'll be waiting, with a larger defense force than you could ever conceive of!

*fires three final pillow torpedoes at the fleeing Pillow Destroyers, and finally sets the landing gear of the Twilight, touching down on the planet surface minutes later*

 

Told you I'd be back.. with more than imaginable!

 

*gazes up at the fleet from the surface of the planet, and smiles* *Sends a signal back to Krix*

I wasn't expecting you so soon! But I have some help of my own.

*several Jedi Cruisers exit hyperspace to challenge the Imperial fleet*

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