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Social The Official Pillowfight Thread, v. 16: They're . . . ALIVE!

Discussion in 'Welcome New Users' started by Jedi Gunny, Mar 3, 2013.

  1. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    *gets whacked, and spits out a feather that made its way into her mouth*

    Bleak!

    *shoots the pillow rifle at FairLili*
     
  2. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    what does bleak mean? I like that.

    BLEAK!

    *whacks PAD87 and FL with a [face_cow][face_alien] pillow*

    haha that chicken pillow was awesome!

    btw pad, how could I not?

    *double whack!*
     
  3. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    *manages to avoid the cow-alien pillow, but falls down courtesy of the double whack*

    Grr...now you're gonna get it!

    *adjusts the setting on the pillow rifle, and shoots several explosive pillows at D_D*
     
  4. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    this is my exploded face:

    D_D

    *is exploded*
     
  5. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    *does a dramatic eyeroll, and switches the settings again*

    *Shoots a small healing pillow at D_D*
     
  6. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    *rematerializes partially into a skeleton*

    [face_skull]

    ~zombie D_D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

    *begins to eat pillows*
     
  7. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    *laces pillows with laxatives*
     
  8. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    *screams at the skeleton, and fires two more healing pillows*
     
  9. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    *eats laxative pillows*

    *poots pillows at I Are while eating healing pillows*

    [face_skull]
     
  10. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    ....That's gross...

    *grabs three of the healing pillows and hurls them into another fat pile*
     
  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    *hand gets possessed by an Evil Pillow, cuts hand off, replaces hand with chainsaw pillow, groovy*
     
  12. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    lol

    *munches on healing pillows*

    *healing pillows become zombie healing pillows?????? whacking everyone!!!!!!*
     
  13. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

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    feathers everywhere!
     
  14. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    hilarity ensues!
     
  15. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    *Throws down the simply rifle and summons her Black-Rock Shooter canon*

    *fires five pillow bombs at D_D*
     
  16. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    *is blown about by pillow bombs left and right*
    *looks up and is whacked in the face by a zombie healing pillow*
    [face_skull] pilllowwwwwwwws]-}pi- *caf* pil-[face_alien][face_clown]:cool::-B:(;):)

    what the...... what happened???

    *is launched to other side of room by another pillow bomb*
     
  17. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    [face_devil] Ha ha!

    *keeps firing at full speed*
     
  18. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    *is blown about*

    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *catches one pillow and throws it back*

    *scurries to secret hiding spot with secret stash of secret stuff like this self-replicating-black-hole-imploding-pillow back-pack*

    :mad:

    *hits button on belt and throws entire backpack at Pad*

    RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    *spots the backpack hurtling toward her*

    Oh, no you don't!

    *fires the canon directly at the backpack, causing the black hole to explode*
     
  20. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????

    *entire JCF becomes anti-matter JCF*

    only we are safe now.....

    edit: I MEAN WE ARE IN GRAVE DANGER NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!!!!!!!
     
  21. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    Wait...what? What the heck happened?!
     
  22. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    if you explode a self-replicating-black-hole pillow (let alone a backpack full), it inverts the space/time/matter relationships for the entire universe!!! or, at least, the JCF, except for the source of the blast: here.

    That means everyone and everything except us and this thread have become ANTI-MATTER!!!!!!!!! ANTI-MATTER USERS! ANTI-MATTER THREADS! ANTI-MATTER BOARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    THAT'S BAD!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    *whaps PAD with favorite pillow*

    :mad:[face_nail_biting]8-}[face_beatup][face_dunno]
     
  23. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    Anti-matter? What do you mean, anti-matter?

    *holsters the canon, un-summons it, and tries frantically to dodge the pillow swings*
     
  24. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    *has no idea what's going on but throws pillows in all directions*
     
  25. Padawan4687

    Padawan4687 Jedi Master star 5

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    *summons the BRS cannon, and fires safe-shaped pillows at IATI*