Discussion in 'Welcome New Users' started by Jedi Gunny, Mar 3, 2013.
Help!! I can't erase extra messages!
There's no hope! -laughs evilly-
-fires my cannon at pillow mountain-
Seroiusly! There can be only one of me. But if you want three, then you're on! *jumps out of pillow mountain* Yahh!!! Suprise attack! *clogs pillow cannon* How do like them apples! Oh wait.... SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
-the cannon explodes, sending both of us flying into the mountain-
Uhh....YES! My first victory! Oh yeah, by the the way, take this! *hits Krix with a pie pillow*
-tastes- Mmm... Blueberry?
-throws a brick pillow-
*leaps into the base of Pillow mountain after ducking a flying brick-filled pillowcase*
*ducks same pillow* Whew! That was too close. Now you wanna play dirty, I'll give you dirty. Now just need to get into space and get what I need.... *takes starfighter and blasts off to space*
*lights pillows on fire*
*takes a hose pillow and douses the flames*
*turns the hose on Internets and sprays him*
Here I come!
Commander! Set all guns to "Pillow"!
*guns set to pillow*
*cruiser fires pillows on the battlesite*
*pulls out comlink*
Captain is your squad ready?
Affirmative sir. We jump on your mark.
Very good. Launch attack.
*Squad of X-wing, B-wing, E-wing, A-wing, and old Z-95 Headhunters launch from the hangar. They approach the Venator cruiser.*
Lock S-foils in attack position and launch the atomic pillow on my mark.
*Squad holds steady*
Pillow bomb gets dropped on the cruiser, causing pillows to rain down.
Hold your ground Venator! My fleet is inbound!
*the Venators charge their pillow launchers*
Launch the ambush!
*the firepower of my Venators cannons are over-whelming to 77's forces*
Commander! Send out all fighters! "Yes sir!" *Squadrons of assorted Republic fighter swarm out of the Venator's hangar and starts fighting with 77's fighters.* I'll give him a taste of his own medicine. He's not the only one with starfighters.
Intensify forward batteries and charge up the main ion cannon. Pull back fighters. Let the other fighters follow you.
Copy that Green Leader.
I have you right where I want you you little republic slime.
All fighters! Start your attack run on that ion cannon. If we can beat the 'Mavolence', we can surely beat this sorry excuse of her copy! *Fighters fire pillow torpedoes on ion cannon* Commander! Set shields full front. Lets see how those batteries get through now.
Captain: Sir, enemy Ion Cannon charging!
Me: Fire an Orbital Strike! Take care of that Ion Cannon!
Captain: Yes sir!
*the Orbital Strike Cannon fires down on the Ion Cannon, bombarding it*
*Hits everyone with a pillow*
*combined torpedoes and orbital cannon disables ion cannon* Me: Great shot, Shadow Squadron! Now clear up the rest of 77's fighters. Pilot: Yes sir! *Shadow Squadron returns to dogfight*
*sends P-wings (Pillow-Wings) to bomb Gunny*
*presses big red button, blowing everyone and everything up with pillows*
-my Command ship is thrown off course-
Captain: All engines disabled, shields are at 31%, were sitting ducks sir!
Me: Get the shields repaired, defend this ship!
Lieutenant plot our course out of here. I have a parting gift for everyone
*pulls out comlink again*
Planet side you may fire when ready.
*Large capital ship sized pillows appear from the ground of the planet and start hitting enemy ships*
*Were taking heavy fire, but as the bombardment begins, general Kenobies fleet arrives, helping in the struggle against the enemy ship*
*Gets buried in Pillow Mountain*
This is such a drag.