Social The Official Pillowfight Thread, v. 16: They're . . . ALIVE!

*Tosses cookie pillows to everyone*

 

*Eats the pillow from @Darth_Gangrenous and throws cookie pillow*

Whoops...

 

*Dashes in with coconut cream pie with meringue* LOL *Looks for chocolatey pillows to devour*

 

*Passes out Russel Stover pillows*

 

Yumsy! The Ghiardelli ones work splendidly too.

 

*Noms and chucks pillows Everyone!*

 

*chucks neon green faux fur pillow at TPAM because why not*

 

*jumps on green pillow, which reminds me to re-unleash yoda army*

 

*cowers in fear* "No! Not the Yoda Army! The Yoda Army almost killed this thread last time it got loose!"

 

"Muahaaa-haha!"

 

*hides under rock pillow*

 

*grabs rock pillow and Cowgirl Jedi 1701, and hurls both*

Fly little birdie!!

 

*spreads wings and flies like an eagle, dropping Bird poo pillows on the opposition*

 

*creates resurrection pillow and throws it at the thread*

 

*Throws Dictionary pillow at Book*

 

*reads it*
What a dastardly scheme! I will abhor you for as long as you sustain such atrocious conduct!

*throws the Divine Comedy @ConservativeJedi321*

 

*Ducks Behind A Pillow Wall*

I shall not fall to thy level!

*Tosses Shakespeare Pillow at Book*

 

*bombards his wall with scrolls*

*uses classic literature collection to make the fortress*
Oh look... is that a Shakespeare pillow?
*gets distracted and starts rereading the Tempest*

 

*Sneaks away while she is distracted*

 

*hits herself with a stop getting distracted pillow*
You won't get away that easily!
*throws a spoiler pillow ConservativeJedi321, then notices that it says, "Darth Vader is Luke's father!" on it*
Guess that would be a little less potent now. Goes to show that you shouldn't buy pillows on EBay.

 

*Throws a Shepherd Book pillow at TPAM, because if there's anything better than one book, it's two.*

 

*shakes dust off an old rubber pillow*

*chucks it at Halle Dray *

 

*throws an Artoo pillow The Vanguard*

 

*slices it in half with her lightsaber* *Throws a melted marshmallow pillow at The Vanguard*

Hello everyone! Long time no see!