The *Official* Staring At The Wall Thread

*Gasps*


I missed the opening of the Staring at the Wall thread? Bah, I should never have gone on a holiday. Well, looks like I'm going to have to make up for lost time.


*Sits in front of the study wall and stares*


(I hate exams.)

 

is there an imaginary wall?

 

HAWK!! *hugs*

Dont worry, there's lots of time to stare at the walls. I suggest that you pick a nice, non-carniverous one and start to bond with it.

 

Hug a wall, you'll feel better for it.


*Moves to a nice sky-coloured wall*


Oooooh, pretty...

 

LOL!!! I'll try to hug a wall, I'll just have to make sure its not one with Hannibal on it.

 

does anyone have any objections to me banging my head on it??

*bangs head on wall and decides it hurts*

*climbs up wall*
"hey look I'm spideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr"
*falls off wall*
"man?"

 

Okay. *hugs wall*

mushroom, I have no objections to you banging your head or climbing the wall, just as long as you remember to sing to it afterwards. [face_serious]

How is everyone and their walls doing today?

 

**cracks an eyelid open**

My wall keeps putting me to slee... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..




(maybe I should find another wall, hrm? LOL But not a carnivorous one! )

 

I'd kiss my wall, but I'd rather kiss Miranda Otto.

 

*Stares at wall* I think it is hungry... [face_extremeshock]

 

er, OWA, perhaps you should get a new wall if it keeps on wanting to eat you.

 

Yes, I think that would be wise.

 

You forgot to feed it with newbies eh?

*realises that self is a newbie*

Ummm....

*runs*

 

Oops, I forgot about that! I really don't like feeding him newbies. It can get a little messy.

 

*stares up at wall made up entirely of ice cream*



I really want to eat my wall... must... resist...

 

My wall really wants to eat me!

 

If you are still watching the wall you showed us, the one with the crazy eyes, I strongly advise you to wear some wall repellant, since you cannot defeat it by merely staring at it.

I doubt that you could ever bond with that thing. Oh well... you can always get rid of it if the hostilty becomes too much...

 

I fell a little sad for it! Oh well, I will dispose of him by evening time.

 

Dont worry.

But Im afraid all the walls we get rid of will have to be... *gulp*... disposed of...

Are you gonna get another one? You better.

 

Obi's about to die. As soon as I feed the wall some Riesens! *starts to pull out her Riesens pack, but the wall eats the whole bag!*

 

Sad, isn't it. I feel horrible becuase I have to "kill" my wall.

 

Well, it was being quite difficult to handle...

and you're going to get another one, arent you? Perhaps your new one will be easier to talk to.

 

Can I have the wall? I'd give it my sister's cat!

Just kidding!

 

Are you really "Just Kidding?"

 

Of course!

*sounds of a cat screaming can be heard*

Why do you doubt me?

*more sounds*

I have nothing to hide.