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Yeah we could use some more fanfics. I wrote two, but they aren't about the YJKs.

 

Ohhhh, I know, I know.
Duct tape.

And that would be the Galaxy done up Redneck style


(I love Jeff Foxworthy....


"If you use your house furniture as lawn furniture...you might be a redneck"

"If you hem your jeans with duct tape...you might be a redneck."

And my ultimate favorite...

"If when you see a sign that says 'just say no to crack' and that reminds you to pull up your pants.... you might be a redneck."


Remind me to go hunting. I have a You might be a Jedi Redneck joke somewhere that I can share w/ you all

 

Ohhhh, I know, I know.
Duct tape.

And don't forget the plastic sheeting that protects us from meteors!! Duck and cover!


(I love Jeff Foxworthy....

My favorites are, "If you send your sister a Mothers' Day card," and, "If your father walks with you to school because you're in the same grade."

Ah, classist humor. Enjoy it while it's still PC.

 

"If your momma tells a Mississippi state trooper to kiss her a55 while a marbrolo cigarte is hanging out of her mouth, you might be a redneck."

"If the front poarch falls off of your house and it kills more than 5 dogs, you might be a redneck."

"If you see 'from concentrate' on a bottle of orange juice and stare at it real hard, you might be a redneck."



Really, who here is a southerner and proud of it ?
/raises hand

 

Woohoo! Other Jeff fans I'm not from the South, but I went to a hick high school (graduated top of a 40 person class- and yes, there were cows roaming in the field in front of the school...plus my family's from the Central Valley in California...some traces of Redneck still run in my veins )


Here it is folks, I love this. Yeah- it's got nothing to do w/ Tenel Ka- but hey, we all need a laugh:

You might be a Redneck Jedi if....

*You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."
*Your Jedi robe is camoflaged colors.
*You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
*At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
*You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
*You can easily describe the taste of an ewok.
*You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
*You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
*The worst partof spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
*Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
*You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
*You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
*Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"
*You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbeque grill to light.
*You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
*You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
*You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Dukes shorts.
*You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
*Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
*You ever fell in love with your sister.
*You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them Damn Yankees!"
*You have a cousin who bears a striking resemblence to Chewbacca.
*You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with Redwood decking.
*You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
*In your opinion, that Darth Vader feller just "ain't right."

 

Oh, Force. That is great! I love Jeff Foxworthy, and I got one of his books.

Really, who here is a southerner and proud of it ?

I'm from southern New Hampshire. Does that count?

And to try and stay on somewhat of the topic, I got a new fanfic semi-starring Tenel Ka called Snow day She's in it, and plays a fairly large role.

 

I've got your PM and added your fics Tenel Ka.

Now, get back to writing
/cracks whip.

 

LOL~!!! I'm writing right now!! Almost done with this post! Then it will be online!

 

ROTFLMAO!!! Those were great! I have to admit, before I could legally purchase alcoholic beverages by myself, I consumed my share of Boone's Farm Strawberry Wine Once, my friend bought the Boone's Farm hard lemonade, and clearly printed on the front lable (not even in small letters) were the words "Apple Wine Product." Lemonade made from apples, who would've thought?

Have you ever seen the Star Wars lines that could be improved by adding the word "pants" list? Some of them never get old!

25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We?ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they?ve got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We?ve got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren?t you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don?t have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing?s operational!
18. Don?t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you?d like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
21. Jabba doesn?t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You?re braver than I thought.

Guys: Number 7 would make a great pick-up line!!

Hehehe. I'm EVIL!!

 

LMFAO

 

snicker snicker snicker

 

No matter how many times I read the pants lines, I always laugh so hard I cry. For some reason they're incredibly hilarious. MUAHAH~!

 

I second that!

I think "Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive," is my favorite, but they all make me laugh. I first found it a year ago, and it still cracks me up.

 

3MD here
I agree.

btw, 3 new links were added 2 the index on Dec 20.
fir more info, either look in the index, or ask PLJ, since theyre her fics.

 

The index is looking great; this was an awesome idea.

 

PLJ gets the credit for the idea, I just registerd the sock.

 

Guess what story is finally done?

MUHAHAHA~ FINALLY!!!

Oh, and 3MD. I'm working on some more TK icons. I have a bunch of Jacen ones here -- in the avatar section. But I'm sure you care more about the TK ones. TEHEHE~ which I'm working on.

 

3MD here.
Cool Tenel Ka.

2 fics added to the index today, including my favorite one 'you did what?' by Jade Max.

[edit] oops. I meant 'from scratch' its the sequel to 'you did what'

 

Great to see that more fics have been added to the Index. Now we just need people to wander in there and start talking about our favorite Jedi warrior Queen Mother.

 

3MD again, just bout 2 logout.
Go to the index (link in socks siggy) and read 'from scratch, its my fav fic.

 

What he said (oh no, I'm talking to myself.)

 

Tenel Ka was cooler when she said "This is fact."

How come she just says "Fact" in the NJO? It SUCKS!

 

Hello everyone! Sorry I havnt been around alot, but I have started a FanFic and have been working on that.

Bows and Kneels...

HOw are you all doing.

 

I also apologize for not being around too much. Work's been...hectic.

Awesome index, _3MD_, it's a credit to Tenel Ka, and that is a fact! I wonder what Tenel Ka would make of the holiday season. Heck, I wonder what she'd get the other YJKs and her family members.

Jacen-A kiss under the mistletoe
Jaina-A new hydrospanner
Lowie-An upgrade for M-TD
Zekk-The book How to Brood effectively and win that girl By Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Lusa-A set of horseshoes
Raynar-A backbone
Mara-hair conditioner and a new jumpsuit
Luke-A brand new airspeeder(You know he's on the verge of a midlife crisis)
Her cousins-fruitcake, really hard fruitcake.

Okay, they're not too good, but I thought of them over the course of one minute. Up!

 

how about
Jacen- the title of Royal Consort to the queen of hapes!