The ***Official*** Thread for Unofficial Nonsense

I would,
If I could,
But I can't,
So I won't.

 

I'm with the idea of this thread, and think it's cool, but there are now 4 ***Official*** threads on the front page, it starts to dilute it's use as a means of knowing what's important.

 

I know what you mean. I was trying to make a point while keeping myself from falling asleep from boredom.

 

On Friday I get to ***Officialy*** see Dick Cheney. Hehe... he apparently graduated from here. So he is coming to debate with Senator Simpson. I wasn't aware that Homer was a politician. Should be interesting.

 

It should be no suprise that Homer Simpson would be voted into office; they've always had dolts in office.

 

if i could?

ah i remember...


if i could i would, but i dont know how,
if i could i would, but i dont know how,
if i could i would, and id take you now,
we're all laughing as we go,
take you now,
flipping backwards through the doors
and through the windows,
take you now,
we're melting into nothing....

 

I like toe socks.










But I hate tennis.

 

I don't like Mondays (duck)

For anyone who caught West Wing last night, or just knows the song.

 

LOL! Those poor guys. My room mate loves that show. It was the first time I had ever watched it. That young guy was pretty cute. You know the one staffing the prez. Hehe... and that new actress he hired for secretary or whatever she is a awsome actress. Love her in everything I've seen her in.

On another yet simmilar note, ER is on tonight.

 

Rob Lowe, and Lily Tomlin, respectively.

 

Monday I am ***OFFICIALLY*** Airman FIRST CLASS Peter. mas dinero para mi!

 

okay is anyone else made with Friends
the whole Rachel, Ross, and Joey and mistakenly proposing or not?!!!!!!

arrgggggghhhhhh its driving me crazy.

think i will watch some Surviver instead

I mean come on you know who you love and if I was Ross I would so slap Joey upside the head and tell him, "Hey, back off this is my Rachel and I love her and my child!!" or something like it. oh well

just move one writers please

 

What rank is that exactly? E-3, E-4?

 

E-3

 

Oh that this too too solid flesh,
thaw and resolve itself into a dew.
Or that the everlasting had not fixed
its canons 'gainst self slaughter.
Oh God. God.
How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable
seem to me all the uses in this world.
Fie on't. Fie. Fie.
Tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed.
Things rank and gross in nature posses it mearly.
That it should come to this. But two months dead.
Ney. Not so much. Not two.
So excellent a king,
that was to this hyperion to a satyr.
So loving to my mother,
that he might not beteem the winds of heaven
visit her face to roughly.
Heaven and earth, must I remember?
Why she would hang on him as if increase in appettite
had grown by what it fed on.
And yet within a month!
Let me not think on't.
Frailty thy name is woman.
A little month...

<just off the top of my head>

 

Hehe...joke time:

Why are there no Wal-Marts in Afganistan?

Because they are all Targets!

Confusious say...

...Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

...Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly hand.

...Man who farts in church sits in pew.

...Man exiting airplane sideways is going to Bangcock.

...Man with hands in pants all day feels cocky.

ANd thats all for today!

 

LOL.

 

This is a cool site: Random Surrealism Generator

 

I have nothing to do, my accounting software keeps messing up. I'm bringing old threads back to life. I hope your enjoying this!

 

I know that I am.

 

Does anyone else watch infomercials? I saw one for a set of knives and one of the knives was said to have an "active grip control ball". Talk about hilarious. Maybe it's just my dry sense of humor that I notice these small things that are just plain funny.

 

I love the don dupris ones where he's talking about "getting rich just by placing these tiny classified ads in hundreds of newspapers across the country to sell your product!"

That guy is so wound on those things that I think if he sneezed he would be losing a few $k

 

i am a meat pop-sickle

 

How about Tony Little and the "Gazelle Freestyle". Infomercials are so fun to make fun of, and it makes you wonder what kind of idiot actually purchases this crap.