The OFFICIAL World Cup Thread.

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Ooh_Aah_Cantona, May 28, 2002.

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  1. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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  2. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    germany in the final. But the goal scorer ballack will miss it due to suspension.
  3. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    I have South Korea in the sweep stake.
  4. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    And we beat Germany 5-1, you know what's to balme, if only we had won our group, we wouldn't have had to paly Brazil so early, we only have ourselves to balme
  5. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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  6. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    If only we'd been on the other side of the draw! That's the real thing...!
  7. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    Look what I found !! :D


    Copacabannockburn by Barry Manilow


    His name was David,
    He was a goalie,
    With a pigtail in his hair, why was he standing way out there ?
    He tried to run back but couldn't make it,
    The Brazilians watched it from a far, as it sneaked under the bar
    You could hear the crowd roar, Rivaldo's lying on the floor
    The lions whimpered out the door,
    Oh baby, who could ask for more...

    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    Its great to watch Rivaldo turn,
    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    The man with the Moustache should stick to making the adverts,
    At the Copa - They fell to bits.

    His name was Rio, He was a diamond,
    He was running round in rings, he saw Rivaldo level things,
    And when he finished, He called him over
    But Rio went too slow, Rivaldo slammed it in the goal,
    And then Brooking had a spew, Motson bit his mike in two,
    Then Rhonaldino, he got a red card, but with Mills picked by Sven
    It looked like ten versus ten....

    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    Its great to watch Rivaldo turn,
    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    With Heskey near the ball, how did they score a goal at all ?,
    At the Copa - We laughed and laughed.

    His Name was Bobby, He was the captain,
    But that was 30 years ago, thats when they used to have a show,
    Now its a party, but not for Beckham,
    Still in the dress he used to wear, faded feathers in his hair,
    He slumps down on the pitch refined, and then cries himself half blind,
    He lost his cup, and lost his glory,
    But up in Scotland thats not the story....

    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    Its great to watch Rivaldo turn,
    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    Three little kittys on the chest, Now we all know whos the best,
    At the Copa....we...said...good-byeeeeeeee!!.


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    Supporting Scotland's like doing a s***e, sometimes it hurts, sometimes it's great and sometimes your just too drunk to know you've even done it...


  8. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    Not worth typing more than 9 words in reply... [face_plain]
  9. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    mmmmmm...... I Just love the smell of sour grapes in the mornin' [face_robertduvall]
  10. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL @ Mr DoubleD.

    May I suggest, that your nose being situated too near your arse is responsible for any rogue smells?

    EDIT: My typing sucks the scum off a donkey's syhpillis ridden leg this morning.
  11. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    your donkey has syphilis in its leg, TTG?!?

    What, was its donkey schlong not big enough for ya ??? :D

  12. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Damn. Did I forget to say third leg?
  13. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Christ, I thought that was Chet too [face_blush]

    laughing at Rachel for being a brainless tart
  14. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    andy, a brainless tart would be several steps up for rachel.
  15. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Now now laydeez, no need to kick off cuz I wouldn't lend you my crimpers
  16. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    I'm quite partial to brainless tarts, actually [face_love]
  17. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    You say the sweetest things, Mr D.
  18. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    I'm quite partial to apple and blackberry tarts.
  19. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    I like my tarts hot, juicy and covered in custard..... :D
  20. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I think OA comes with a free tin of Ambrosia.
  21. The_Maker Jedi Master

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    Brazil Score - what a shocker
  22. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    "Comes in" or "comes with" ?

    mmmmm. ....the sensuous sensation of warm rice pudding ...........
  23. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL. "Comes with the aid of"
  24. Belvana Jedi Master

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    everyone's gone totally nuts over here.
    they're actually dancing and celebrating on the street... half Frankfurt was blocked today due to all the parties...

    help.

    howevery, I'm VERY grateful that Turkey didn't win today. not that I don't like the Turks, it's just that about 3% or even more of the German population are actually immigrants from Turkey...

    just imagine a playoff Germany/Turkey - that would have ended *VERY* bad with murder and homicide - no matter who would have won.

    well, heck, I swore to myself that I wouldn't be interested in football... but now it seems I gotta show some interest lol.

    //is still sad that Korea lost yesterday. I even wanted to get me one of their national flags... :(((

  25. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    Sod the flags..

    I wanted to get me three of those gorgeous wee Korean girl football fans, with their nice wee bobbed haircuts and their bouncy football tops and lovely pouting lips........

    :: reaches for rice pudding ::
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