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The OFFICIAL World Cup Thread.

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Ooh_Aah_Cantona, May 28, 2002.

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  1. JEDIPAULAW

    JEDIPAULAW Jedi Knight star 5

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    Go Germany :p
     
  2. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    germany in the final. But the goal scorer ballack will miss it due to suspension.
     
  3. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    I have South Korea in the sweep stake.
     
  4. JEDIPAULAW

    JEDIPAULAW Jedi Knight star 5

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    And we beat Germany 5-1, you know what's to balme, if only we had won our group, we wouldn't have had to paly Brazil so early, we only have ourselves to balme
     
  5. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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  6. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If only we'd been on the other side of the draw! That's the real thing...!
     
  7. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    Look what I found !! :D


    Copacabannockburn by Barry Manilow


    His name was David,
    He was a goalie,
    With a pigtail in his hair, why was he standing way out there ?
    He tried to run back but couldn't make it,
    The Brazilians watched it from a far, as it sneaked under the bar
    You could hear the crowd roar, Rivaldo's lying on the floor
    The lions whimpered out the door,
    Oh baby, who could ask for more...

    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    Its great to watch Rivaldo turn,
    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    The man with the Moustache should stick to making the adverts,
    At the Copa - They fell to bits.

    His name was Rio, He was a diamond,
    He was running round in rings, he saw Rivaldo level things,
    And when he finished, He called him over
    But Rio went too slow, Rivaldo slammed it in the goal,
    And then Brooking had a spew, Motson bit his mike in two,
    Then Rhonaldino, he got a red card, but with Mills picked by Sven
    It looked like ten versus ten....

    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    Its great to watch Rivaldo turn,
    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    With Heskey near the ball, how did they score a goal at all ?,
    At the Copa - We laughed and laughed.

    His Name was Bobby, He was the captain,
    But that was 30 years ago, thats when they used to have a show,
    Now its a party, but not for Beckham,
    Still in the dress he used to wear, faded feathers in his hair,
    He slumps down on the pitch refined, and then cries himself half blind,
    He lost his cup, and lost his glory,
    But up in Scotland thats not the story....

    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    Its great to watch Rivaldo turn,
    At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
    Three little kittys on the chest, Now we all know whos the best,
    At the Copa....we...said...good-byeeeeeeee!!.


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    Supporting Scotland's like doing a ****e, sometimes it hurts, sometimes it's great and sometimes your just too drunk to know you've even done it...


     
  8. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    Not worth typing more than 9 words in reply... [face_plain]
     
  9. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    mmmmmm...... I Just love the smell of sour grapes in the mornin' [face_robertduvall]
     
  10. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL @ Mr DoubleD.

    May I suggest, that your nose being situated too near your arse is responsible for any rogue smells?

    EDIT: My typing sucks the scum off a donkey's syhpillis ridden leg this morning.
     
  11. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    your donkey has syphilis in its leg, TTG?!?

    What, was its donkey schlong not big enough for ya ??? :D

     
  12. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Damn. Did I forget to say third leg?
     
  13. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Christ, I thought that was Chet too [face_blush]

    laughing at Rachel for being a brainless tart
     
  14. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    andy, a brainless tart would be several steps up for rachel.
     
  15. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Now now laydeez, no need to kick off cuz I wouldn't lend you my crimpers
     
  16. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm quite partial to brainless tarts, actually [face_love]
     
  17. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    You say the sweetest things, Mr D.
     
  18. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    I'm quite partial to apple and blackberry tarts.
     
  19. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    I like my tarts hot, juicy and covered in custard..... :D
     
  20. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    I think OA comes with a free tin of Ambrosia.
     
  21. The_Maker

    The_Maker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Brazil Score - what a shocker
     
  22. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    "Comes in" or "comes with" ?

    mmmmm. ....the sensuous sensation of warm rice pudding ...........
     
  23. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL. "Comes with the aid of"
     
  24. Belvana

    Belvana Jedi Padawan star 4

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    everyone's gone totally nuts over here.
    they're actually dancing and celebrating on the street... half Frankfurt was blocked today due to all the parties...

    help.

    howevery, I'm VERY grateful that Turkey didn't win today. not that I don't like the Turks, it's just that about 3% or even more of the German population are actually immigrants from Turkey...

    just imagine a playoff Germany/Turkey - that would have ended *VERY* bad with murder and homicide - no matter who would have won.

    well, heck, I swore to myself that I wouldn't be interested in football... but now it seems I gotta show some interest lol.

    //is still sad that Korea lost yesterday. I even wanted to get me one of their national flags... :(((

     
  25. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    Sod the flags..

    I wanted to get me three of those gorgeous wee Korean girl football fans, with their nice wee bobbed haircuts and their bouncy football tops and lovely pouting lips........

    :: reaches for rice pudding ::
     
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