The Old San Juan Cantina: The PRJO RPG Thread

Discussion in 'Puerto Rico Star Wars FanForce' started by Corran_Horn_, Jun 19, 2002.

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  1. Corran_Horn_ Jedi Master

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    May 7, 2002
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    This has to be the silliest, most anticlimactic fight ever.


    *Uses the Force to throw the thing Khal dropped out of the Cantina and then has a drink*
  2. Khal_DRhonn Jedi Knight

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    May 8, 2002
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    OUT OF CHARACTER
    Como vi que la "birra" era mas el foco de algunos Jedi y como mi personaje no bebe *ahem* pues...

    TODO ESTO EMPEZO CUANDO CUCARON MI DROID! :(

    De todos modos, Jan aun esta en su inicial "fighting stance"!!!
  3. nikana_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    May 27, 2002
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    LOL....QUE CRIMINALES ESTAN.....
  4. Jan_Solo Jedi Master

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    Apr 26, 2002
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    (getting out of his fight stance) "I have you now!"

    (Jan_Solo makes a perfectly vertical cut through the desk at the front of the bar) "Oh, sorry guys, I guess this is what happens when you have a 14.4KParsecs Communicator. I hate lag."

    (Says to Khal) "So, Mr. Freaky-Eyes, are you ready to give up now or what?"
  5. MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    Jan, veo que estas BIEN desorientado y ni has bebido. Aqui tienes un bloody shot de "cliegg lars" pa que te calmes pq la pelea ya esta en su punto final.
  6. digital-skywalker Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    suddenly the beeping thing Kal left at the cantina explodes... but thanks to Corran who Force pushed the bomb away we are all safe...

    "hey rafa, while you are at it, pour a Cliegg's for me... thankx"

    ** turns off lightsabre **
  7. Corran_Horn_ Jedi Master

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    May 7, 2002
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    I want a flaming mandalorian.

    *mixes drink.*

    So, whats up everybody.
  8. digital-skywalker Jedi Master

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    "looks like everything is calm right now, we got rid of some cacos, a droid and a dark lord... all this action is making me hungry, what's on the menu here?"
  9. Corran_Horn_ Jedi Master

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    May 7, 2002
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    Hands the menu.

    We have a varied selection of Wampa cuts, TaunTaun meats. We also carry Ronto Burgers and a delish selection of some other delicacies.
    I have a guy whose supposed to get me mynock wings, but they haven't arrived yet.
  10. MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    I'll have some of those burgers with some fries... Naboo Fries
  11. Corran_Horn_ Jedi Master

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    To kitchen: CK-34, a Ronto burger!

    How would you like it Rafa?
  12. MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    I want half of it Hoth Rare and the other half Tatooine Done.
  13. Corran_Horn_ Jedi Master

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    *winces in disgust*

    You heard the man, CK.

    Rafa, you do know that Rontos carry parasites and stuff.
  14. MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    Yes, only REAL JEDI MEN can eat those. In part because the force prevents them from getting food poisoned.


    *A deathsticks junkie overheard the conversation, and he thought it was a good moment to beg for food.*

    Peasant: mire mister, can you give me a pejetita?

    MegaJediRafa: "I'll tell you what. Why don't you take my burger and I keep the fries? After all, I'm not that hungry.

    *After the food is served, Rafa passes the burger, and the peasant eats it desperately.
    About 10 minutes later, the peasant starts screaming and convulsing. He falls to the floor, and suddenly his stomach started to pump, every time more and more, until it exploded. An alien creature came out, put a hat on his head, and with a stick on it's left hand started singing: "Hello my lady".
    The creature leaped, but at that moment a lightsaber slashed it in half while in mid-air. Rafa turned off his saber.*

    Rafa: Corran, I think there is something bad going on in your kitchen...
    I think you should investigate.

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    EDIT: ESPERO les haya gustado mi homenaje a spaceballs. :)

    DISCLAIMER: SE QUE ES SUMAMENTE CHARRO, NO NEED FOR YOU TO REMIND ME.
  15. Corran_Horn_ Jedi Master

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    *Eyes wide*

    CK, have you been buying meat from that Barf fellow again?
  16. digital-skywalker Jedi Master

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    ** after seeing what just happened i close the Menu, and give it back to Corran... **

    "MMM, i suddenly lost my appetite, i guess i'll better order a Pizza at the Hutt's, any of you Jedi friends want some??? my treat"

    * i take out my comunicator, dial the sequence to Hutts Pizza Palace, and order a Giant Pizza with everything on it... *
  17. digital-skywalker Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    the pizza arrived as espected...

    Up!
  18. MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus

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    Haven't you noticed how suddenly we stopped the fight and are as if nothing happened?
  19. digital-skywalker Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    all the fighting made me hungry
  20. nikana_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    May 27, 2002
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    Pass me over a slide of pizza PLS

  21. digital-skywalker Jedi Master

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    "here you go nikana... enjoy"

    ** passes slice of pizza **
  22. MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus

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    I don't know why pero ya esto se me esta pareciendo a the sims...

    *Suddenly a bed appears, and Rafa goes to sleep*
  23. Xanatos_nwo Jedi Knight

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    Jun 5, 2002
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    Then just as Rafa was getting really asleep, a strange figure walks from the shadows and wakes him up.

  24. MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus

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    *When Rafa opened his eyes, still with the blury vision, he saw a familiar face that he haven't seen in a long time. *

    Rafa: "Why YOU... My master killed you!"

    *Rafa stands up and uses the force against the dark figure. Nothing seemed to happen. Rafa ignited his lightsaber, and a bright intense red light seemed to surround Rafa's lightsaber in the middle, as if it were burning through some sort of forcefield.*

    Rafa: "What the hell?? UMM GUYS, I think I'm gonna need assistance over here..."

    *The cantina door opens and enter five dark figures surrounding the corners and exits of the cantina*
  25. Jedi_Boricua Jedi Master

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    Apr 17, 2002
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    Por alguna extraña razón Boricua llevaba tres paginas y media de este post sin hacer nada, tranquilo con su wikisito en la mano...

    "Dang, my bladder is in red...."

    Runs to the bathroom....
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