Fun The Once Popular "Three Word Story" Thread

for their dyslexic

 

drag queen named

 

Bob Small, who

 

had long-ass legs

 

that shot fire

 

and bullets out

 

of his ass.

 

When performing, Bob

 

would fart out

 

the lyrics while

 

eating a can

 

of cream corn

 

. Maggie thought this

 

questioned her identity

 

, so she died.

 

With a new

 

Making Bob sad.

 

A seat on

 

the next train

 

"Boom! Kabloom! Blam!"

 

would cost a

 

arm and leg.

 

This would actually

 

be the last

 

time they talked