Discussion in 'Community' started by Adam of Nuchtern, Jul 5, 2013.
Jaws: A story about a closeted homosexual man whose urges manifest themselves as a great white shark
Oh god these are just wonderful.
Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News
Breaking Bad ends with a revelation that the entire series was the plot of a crime novel that Marie shoplifted
Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama
I remember this one from a good while back: World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
And this: Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser
Heroic Broken Sewage Pipe Floods Congress With Human Waste
I would love it if that actually happened.
Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached
New improved Obamacare program released on 35 floppy disks
People still use those?
That's the joke.
I've still got to transfer some files from old 3.5 disks of mine.
Hey, makes sense.
New study shows that humans were never intended to wake up from sleep
I'd like to not wake up from sleep. Stupid insomnia.
The last sentence was lolish.
i wasn't aware that you had a news site named the onion, so i always read the title like "the onion: still america's finest new source", and i was like lol you people just discovered the onion?
My burgers would taste like crap until I discovered the wonders of this clear vegetable. Thanks Onion!
Seventh-Grade Biology Class Grossed Out At Having To Dissect Horse
Harrison Ford Begs Agents To Just Let Him Die Now
"holy ****, man walks on ****ing moon" is still the best.
I saw this in some other threads. It's just wonderful.
They manage to post at least one comedy gem every day. It's impressive.