Discussion in 'Community' started by Adam of Nuchtern, Jul 5, 2013.
Because I can tell that they're not that built.
My favorite in that vein is still Shaq Misses Entire Second Half With Pulled Pork Sandwich.
I always loved the one from 2005 (I think) with the headline "Some lady weeping in food aisle."
Deformed Freak Born Without Penis
The Onion's 2013 Holiday Gift Guide
Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause of Death in the US
The animal or Wolf Blitzer?
The Onion's Tips for Spreading Holiday Cheer
Happy whatever the hell you celebrate, people.
That's a wonderful Xmas present right there.
Why do they shorten it to xmas? How are you supposed to read that, anyway? Crossmas?
It's all -Greek- to me.
X-Men Mass obviously
I used my phone. Beware.pf.typos.
I love when people post Onion articles on facebook and say... "OMG... this is crazy blah blah blah" and think it's real
I usually unfriend or troll the **** out of those people.
I question my life decisions when I find I've put one of those on my friends list.
Man who drinks five Diet Cokes a day hopes doctors can cure whatever disease he's getting
If I took this one to work, I'd make a few enemies.
And probably scare the literal piss out of them too.
Man unknowingly purchases lifetime supply of condoms
Voters Shocked Christie Botched Such An Easy Political Cover-Up
Oh right on!
Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding A Good Movie