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Saga The Original Jedi Code - a humorous poem by Obi-gone

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by Obi-gone, Feb 8, 2006.

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  1. Obi-gone

    Obi-gone Jedi Youngling star 1

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    We all know the Jedi Code as this:

    There is no emotion, there is peace.
    There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
    There is no passion, there is serenity.
    There is no chaos, there is harmony.
    There is no death, there is the Force.



    However, this code was not always in existense. It replaced an older code that the Jedi were to look to and follow for advice. Here is the original document of the Jedi Code (I wrote this a while ago...before the Ewok, but I figured I might as well post it. It isn't as funny as The Lightsaber or the Ewok, but it should put a smile on some of your faces. Your poem friend, Obi-gone):


    The Original Jedi Code - by Obi-gone



    Always warry you must be

    If the Force you wish to see.

    Burp, jump, push, fart

    To do, look inside your heart

    Spare yourself romantic trash

    For that will make you very brash

    Possesions - not allowed to have

    Make you jealous, angry, mad

    Don't lose your saber. If you do

    The council will be ticked at you

    Getting mad you must avoid

    the dark side is not a toy

    Don't kill prisinors - they your friends

    Be nice and try to make amends

    Kill the Sith, but kill them nice.

    Just give them a single slice

    Don't chop off arms, feet, and heads

    Just one cut will make them dead.

    Kissing crap we must forbid

    And always eat with baby bib.

    All these rules you must obey

    Cause if you don't we make you pay.



    There you have it. Enjoy.

    And if you haven't read my previous two poems, please do so:

    The Lightsaber - http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/22818670/p1/?13

    The Ewok - http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/22909445/p1/?4



    Obi-gone

     
  2. oqidaun

    oqidaun Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    =D= [face_laugh]

    Kill the Sith, but kill them nice.
    Just give them a single slice
    Don't chop off arms, feet, and heads
    Just one cut will make them dead.


    Brilliant!!!!
     
  3. kenobiwanobi

    kenobiwanobi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Kill the Sith, but kill them nice. [face_laugh]

    Just give them a single slice

    Don't chop off arms, feet, and heads

    Just one cut will make them dead.

    Kissing crap we must forbid [face_laugh]

    And always eat with baby bib.[face_laugh]

    All these rules you must obey

    Cause if you don't we make you pay.[face_laugh]



    This is the best- Thanks for yet another huge laugh and priceless smile. Oh..yea and the PM...thanks!:D
     
  4. Idrelle_Miocovani

    Idrelle_Miocovani Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Feb 5, 2005
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Wonderful old Jedi Code! :D

    Don't lose your saber. If you do

    The council will be ticked at you


    Hmmm... I wonder if Anakin and Obi-Wan would say if they read this. :p :D

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
  5. Obi-gone

    Obi-gone Jedi Youngling star 1

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    oqidaun - Glad you liked that part.

    kenobiwanobi - hehehehe....happy to put a smile on your face. Welcome for the pm. I actually remembered the request...hehe. You'll get another whenever I write another poem.

    Idrelle - Thanks. I had Anakin in mind when I wrote that part...fits in perfectly...hehe. Glad you liked it.


    Obi-gone
     
  6. brodiew

    brodiew Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This did bring a smile to my face Obi-gone. :D

    Like others, this section stood out:

    Kill the Sith, but kill them nice.
    Just give them a single slice
    Don't chop off arms, feet, and heads
    Just one cut will make them dead.


    Of that, Darth Maul is painfully aware.[face_whistling]

    good meter, good rhyming, and good work!=D=

     
  7. Palpy560

    Palpy560 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Don't lose your saber. If you do

    The council will be ticked at you


    Wow, if only that code were used in the Saga Era. Perhaps Anakin would understand things better. [face_mischief]

    LOL, this is another classic!

    =D= =D= =D=
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
  8. KELIA

    KELIA Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Spare yourself romantic trash

    For that will make you very brash


    something else Anakin could have learned from!

    Nice job on this

    =D= =D= =D= =D=

     
  9. Ludo_Kressh

    Ludo_Kressh Jedi Knight star 5

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    Don't lose your saber. If you do

    The council will be ticked at you


    Gods, Anakin should know this code well![face_laugh]

    This poem was great, just like the other ones!:D
     
  10. obi_webb

    obi_webb Jedi Master star 4

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    wow, that was another great poem! i am in agreement that if this was the jedi code when anakin was around, he might have an easier time understanding things!
    =D= very funny stuff!
     
  11. jmsbndgrl

    jmsbndgrl Jedi Master star 4

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    I needed a laugh so I was glad to find this. I wonder what Anakin would have said if he read this. [face_thinking]
     
  12. kenobiwanobi

    kenobiwanobi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    up up up up up up up---Come on people you need to read this...
     
  13. Star_Angel

    Star_Angel Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Loved it, I needed a good laugh; I?m having a terrible day with class after class. I?m so glad that I could get away for awhile during the lunch break to read some fics to cheer me up and this did. Thank you. [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
  14. kenobiwanobi

    kenobiwanobi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [face_whistling] up(there is so not enough replies yet)up[face_whistling]
     
  15. Obi-gone

    Obi-gone Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Wow, kenobiwanobi. That's the first up I've ever recieved on this site. I feel honored. Woops. I just upped my topic. uh.... [face_whistling]


    Obi-gone
     
  16. ZekksGoddess

    ZekksGoddess Jedi Master star 4

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    =D= [face_laugh]

    Nice job!
     
  17. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    Very amusing summary of Jedi Philosophy!
     
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