JCC The Ornery Thread

WTF happened to this place? We used to have movies in which Harrison Ford didn't get killed by his punk-ass kid and Yoda was a real muppet and didn't use a lightsaber but other Jedis used lightsabers and they were NORMAL lightsabers and we LIKED it. Even in the cartoons the lightsabers looked like swords and didn't do spinny helicopter **** or try to crucify people and they were all normal colors, except for Samuel L. Jackson because he can do whatever the hell he wants so he has purple but he fell out the window anyway, and even though it was Samuel L. Jackson and he was the least whiny character in the beerquels, he fell out the window and we LIKED it. Then the Evil Mouse took over and Star Wars isn't a closet geek franchise anymore, it's mainstream and they're selling giant Yoda plushie heads at Target and we've got so many users here that we can't search for user posts from 2009 anymore, we used to be able to search for posts from 2009 and we had to see all the posts because we could not ignore people who hurt our feelings and we LIKED it. Although we couldn't "like" their posts.

Now which one of you damn n00bs hid my laserdiscs from when George Lucas still had dark hair? Is THAT in the search function too?