Pittsburgh, PA The OUTLANDER Club (virtual bar thread like the Prancing Pony)

This is a "virtual thread" that takes place at the Outlander Club on Coruscant. Feel free to have a drink, get rowdy (no cussing please) and have general fun.

START

The Ithorian Jedi Master cautiously makes his way through the crowd and plants himself on one of the bar stools waiting for some friends.

<Hey Bartender, gimme an Ithorian Ale, please.> (translated from the Ithorian language)

 

(Walks in silently in Mandalorian Armor without notice. Fires Kamino saberdart. Flies past thousands of people's heads and hits the bullseye on the dartboard. Everyone turns their heads to see yours truly.)
Hey! A Jedi! Please don't chop my arm off, a Jedi did that to an old friend of mine here once. They still haven't got that stain off the wall I see. Bartender, get me a soda please.

 

Hmm, it seems real quiet in here. I'd bet on the games but being a Jedi who can foresee the future has it's drawbacks as I'd feel like I'd be cheating, because I know who wins.

 

*walks in as bari (my undercover disguise for stina-cri)walks up to bar*
Hey bartender gimme a shirley temple...extra cherry (in hushed voice) and mix me in a little something extra if you know what i mean....
*winks at bartender*

When asked for ID
*waves hand* you do not need to see my identification...

 

Forza Padrone speaks up (that's my new Jedi name-it's actually Italian, but you'll have to look it up to find out what it means-pronounced fOr' za pa 'drOan) "Scuse me bartender but I believe that patron is a youngling or at least under the limit. Don't spruce up the juice, or I give you a new lightsaber special hair cut...


Bartender: Don't listen to him, he's been grumpy since his "friends" haven't shown as yet. Here's your drink.

Forza Padrone: Hmm (wonders to self) I wonder why that Mandolorian is here too. I better keep an eye out on him. (then mumbles something incomprehensive in Ithorian)

 

(In quiet voice to Forza Padrone)
Hey man, I'm really a Jedi undercover (shows Padawan badge) so pleeease dont blow my cover!
(Walks into bar's basement followed by other mysterious patrons who are vaguely sensed to have force powers.)

 

I guess the padawan is going to play some Epic Duels in the lower level...


Hmmm, I sense a few male beings headed this way, could it be the friends I have been waiting for???

 

*meanders in slowly* bartender! i want a...code red and some ramen noodles....pleeease?

 

*staggers in and stumbles up to bar clutching to it to steady self*
Hey Bartender hit me up if you know what i mean!!! You know I'm good for it....very good for it!!!
*winks with both eyes twice*
*Walks over to Forza and trips falling onto him*
Sorry Mam I didn't see you there....
Wanna Dance

*Starts to do macarena spilling contents of her glass all over Forza*

Oh I am sorry I did not see you there

 

waves hand ~~~you don't want to drink obsessively~~~

~~~you want a java juice~~~


Forza Padrone to bartender: Get me something to clean and dry my robe with. Oh the folly of youth. It is hard being a long lived being. Thank the Force I have the ability to heal myself. Though it won't make me young it can give me vigor and energy.

Well barkeep, it appears that the people I was waiting for are not coming so give me a good drink. Your best fermented moss ale.

 

*Walks in, takes a quick look around and laughs softly at Wonk_Ay?s antics before reaching the bar and signaling to the bartender*

Bartender: What can I get for you?

*Uncertainly* Ummm....

*Glances briefly at Wonk_Ay, who is attempting to river dance, and then turns back with a grin*

I?ll have what she?s having!

 

*signals to Chris-Stacina who is undercover as Baré*
Hello my smuggler friend come sit with me!!!!

 

*Picks up her drink and heads for Stina-Cri's table*

Hey Bari, didn't see you there. What's up?

*Sips her drink cautiously*

 

Ahh not too much, say wanna play some cards?

 

Sure, if I win you have to stand on the bar and sing the hobbit drinking song!

*Grins*

I'll be joining you of course.

 

alright, and if i win you have to kiss the bartender....i'll be joining you of course....


*laughs*

so what do you wanna play?

 

Hmmm...What do I wanna play?

*Thinks, and dirnks some more*

I know, how about a rousing game of Go Fish!

 

*sips beverage*
hmmm...ok you shuffle

 

*Shuffles and distrubutes cards*

OK, here we go. You start.

 

got any queens?

 

Sorry charlie, go fish.

*Takes a drink*

Got any threes?

 

*goes fishing*
here you go
*hands Bare a card and takes two gulps of drink*
got any sevens?

 

Woohoo! Go fish.

*Takes card and sets down pair*

Got any duces?

 

*takes sip*
Yeah actually
*takes another sip*
Got any sixes?

 

*Takes card sets down pair*

err...keep fishing. Got any Aces?