Phx The pants game........Episode II style! (SPOILERS)

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  1. spacyway Jedi Youngling

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    "Lost pants, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing."
    "The pants I sense in you"
    "Pants, young skywalker is in great pants."
    "Truly wonderful the pants of a child is"
    "I'd be much to afraid to pants a senator"
    I didn't come up with that last one, someone I was talking to at the lineup did, but I don't know their name.


  2. DarthFeldman Jedi Padawan

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    May 16, 2002
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    That whole "pants of a child" one is just wrong..heh.. WRONG WRONG WRONG..but still kinda funny.
  3. aero- Jedi Youngling

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    May 4, 2002
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    "dont look at my pants that way, it makes me uncomfortable."
    "i propose we give immediate emergency pants to the supreme chancellor!"

    "I think our lives are about to be
    destroyed anyway. My love for you
    are pants, Annie, for which I
    have no pockets. I can't control
    it... and now I don't care. I
    truly, deeply love you, and before
    we die I want you to know."
  4. LORDPARSEC Jedi Padawan

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    Feb 5, 2002
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    How about this line...

    R2-D2: Beep boop PANTS boop beep! :)

    PS> I was so glad to see Artoo seeing the premier of the film with us. He even let me hug him. What a great guy/droid!
    LP
  5. spacyway Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 5, 2002
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    "You're pants are impressive".
    "They'll do their job well"
  6. Mobius Jedi Padawan

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    Genoshian general: "I'm sending my pants to hide in the catacombs."

    Clone captain: "The droid pants are in full retreat."

    Yoda: "To the forward pants, take me."

    Count Dooku: "You deserve recognition in the Jedi pants."

    Anakin: "I'm scared too. Don't worry, we have pants with us."

    Anakin: "I pantsed them all. And not just the men...the women and children, too."

    Count Dooku: "Join me, Obi Wan, and together we can destroy the pants."
  7. Mobius Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 3, 2002
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    And another:

    Yoda: "Captain, concentrate all firepower on the nearest pants."
  8. Emperor_Dan Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 21, 1999
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    "You must be anxious to inspect the pants for yourself"
  9. Mara_Jade_AZ Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 8, 2002
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    Mace:
    But if they do, you must realise there aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic. We are keepers of the pants, not soldiers.

    MJA
  10. aero- Jedi Youngling

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    Darth Tyrannus: "Surely you see my Jedi pants are much more powerful than your own."
  11. DeniedJedi Jedi Youngling

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    May 7, 2002
    Anakin: Dont go..
    Padme: I didnt want to disturb you.
    Anakin: your pants are soothing!
  12. darth_leo Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 4, 2002

    obi-wan: if pants could think, none of us would be here.

    dexter jettster: it depends on how large your pants are.

    anakin: it's all obi-wan's fault! he's holding my pants!
  13. R2SB Jedi Youngling

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    May 2, 2002
    There should be a warning not to read this thread when you are at work! :^0
  14. Sistine Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    "Hey, you wanna buy some pants"
  15. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    Obi-Wan: "You don't want to sell me pants."

    Guy: "I don't want to sell you pants."

    Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your pants."

    Guy: "I want to go home and rethink my pants."
  16. CaptHowdy_00 Jedi Youngling

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    May 15, 2002
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    Abi Wan to Anikan.

    "Someday you will be(at) the pants of(f) me"

    The stuff in the () was added by me to make the line make sence.
  17. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    Anakin: "Sorry master, I forgot you don't like pants."

    Yoda: "Go to the center of gravity's pull and find your pants you will."
  18. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    Count Dooku: "You have interfered with our pants for the last time."

    Count Dooku: "I have become more powerful than any pants, even your's."

    Count Dooku: "It is obvious that this contest can not be decided by our knowledge of pants, but by our skills with a lightsaber."

    or

    Count Dooku: "It is obvious that this contest can not be decided by our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with pants."
  19. spacyway Jedi Youngling

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    Obi-Wan: "She seems to be on top of pants!"

    Yoda: "Seeing you again, bring warm feeling to my pants."
  20. kreleia Jedi Knight

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    Dec 14, 2000
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    Battle Droid: My pants aren't moving. I must need maintenance.
  21. hippie1kenobi Force Ghost

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    Obi-Wan "What took you so long?"
    Anakin "You know me Master, I had to find pants I liked, with an open top."

    3Po "Die Jedi Pants!"

    Obi-Wan to Anakin facing Dooku "..You take his pants"
    Anakin" I'll take him now!"
    (Okay, not the exact quote, a little poetic license on that one)
    Jar Jar "Obi! Mesa smilin to see your pants!"

    Nute Gunray to Dooku "I'll join you when I have her pants onmy desk" (something like that)

    Anakin "Jedi business! Goback toyour pants"
  22. Rikaelus_Alexander Jedi Youngling

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    May 3, 2002
    Palpatine:
    It is with great reluctance that
    I have agreed to this calling. I
    love pants... I love the
    feel. The fact that this
    crisis is demanding I be given
    absolute power to rule over pants is
    evident. But I am mild by nature
    and have no desire to destroy
    the pants. The power you
    give me I will lay down when this
    crisis has abated, I promise you.

    K.. got that from an on-line script so not sure the quote is perfect.
  23. Bria Manager Emeritus, -MNFF Council

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    Shouldn't that be Battle Threepio, kreleia? [face_mischief]

    Queen Jamilla: The day we stop beliving in pants is the day we lose them. :eek:

    ~*~Bria
  24. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    Feb 4, 2002
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    Anakin: "You fell into those pants master and I rescued you, remember?"

    Obi-Wan: "Oh, yes."

    Obi-Wan: "You're sweating, relax, take a deep breath."

    Anakin: "I haven't seen pants in ten years master."
  25. darth_leo Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 4, 2002
    padme: "we'd be living in pants, some we couldn't wear even if we wanted to. i couldn't live like that."

    cleigg: "i'd still be out there, only.. since i lost my pants, i can't ride anymore."

    owen: "where are you going?"
    anakin: "to find my pants."
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