Phx The pants game........Episode II style! (SPOILERS)

Yoda: That is why you failed. There is not pants, only do...do.

Okay so I was stretching.

 

Stretch-pants, Diesel Dave?

Yoda: Judge me by my pants, do you?

(I forgot how much I love this thread. )

 

Leia: I happen to like nice pants..

Han: I am wearing nice pants..

Leia: No you're...kiss,kiss

 

Vader: You were once the teacher but now I wear the pants.

 

Yoda: Reveal your pants to us you do.

 

Yoda: I feel a geat disturbance in the pants.

Yoda: The dark pants cloud everything.

 

Vader: Your lack of faith in my pants disturbs me General.

 

BUMP..just for Duron who lost his pants in the mud fight yesterday!

Obi-Wan: Luke...trust your pants..

Yoda: Pant size matters not..

 

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants, and bring me the passengers, I want them alive!" --Darth Vader

 

"You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." --Mace Windu

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants." --Queen Amidala

"Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala

"The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan

"Our pants are dying senator, we must act quickly." --Queen Amidala

"You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan

"And when they find us, they will pants us, grind us into tiny pieces, then blast us into oblivion." --Obi-Wan

"Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme

EPISODE1

 

Boss Nass: Wesa no likin' da pants!

OB1: This pair of pants is your life!

Ani: The thought of being without your pants...I can't breathe. What can I do? I will wear any pants that you ask for. If your in as big of pants as me..please tell me!

Jango: I'm just a simple man..trying to find my pants in the universe.

R2D2: pants...pants....ZIPPER!!! ZIPPER!!

Jawa: U-pantsie!!

 

ROTLLMAO at Meg's Jango quote! That one was great!

My personal fave is still Yoda from EPII: "How wonderful, the pants of a child is."

 

Thanks Mobius I liked it . I like that Yoda quote too...VERY FUNNY!!

 

Anikan: It's all Obi Wans fault he's holding my pants

 

Oh and KT I don't do stretch pants!

 

Yoda: Pants, or Pants not. There is no ti-die

 

Ani: Have you come here to free the pants?

 

Yoda: My pants, Mine Mine!

 

Mine! Or pants you I will not!

 

Obi Wan: You will never find a more wretched pants of Levi and Straus

 

Han: These pants made the Kessel run in less than 12 sizes!!

 

Han: I'm out of it for a little while and they get delusions of pants!

 

Han: Instead of big dark pants, I see big light pants.

Luke: I used to wear pants you know?

Han: You're gonna die wearing pants ya know? Convenient.

 

Leia: I don't know where you get your delusions Levi-brain!

 

Its the fastest pants in the galaxy.