Phx The pants game........Episode II style! (SPOILERS)

Jar Jar: Theysa do terrible things if me-sa wearin' pants.

 

Yoda: Always two there are. The masters pants and the apprentices

 

How about this?

Yoda: Always two pants legs there are, a right leg and I left leg.

Mace Windu: But which one do you put on first? The right leg? Or the left leg?

 

Deck officer: "Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker."

Han: "Then I'll pants you in Hell."

 

Leia: Aren't you a little short for pants?

Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to pants you.

 

Rebel guy: We're having trouble adapting pants to the cold.

 

Okay so this is EP I, someone already did this one but I changed it up a bit...

"What do you think you are, some kind of Jedi waving your pants around.

I am Toydarian, hot-pants don't work on me...only money"


ooohhh Qui-Gon in hot-pants...wait don't know how I feel about that.

 

Han quick, get into my pants

 

Han slicing open his Taun Taun with Luke's lightsaber

And I thought these things smelled bad......on the outside of my pants

 

Luke: "Han, can you reach my pants?"

 

Leia: "Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi your our only hope."

 

Lando I had no pants, they arrived here right before you.

 

C-3PO: It's against my programming to impersonate pants.

 

Vader/Anakin: "Luke, help me take these pants off."

 

R2 whips out an appliance...

C3PO: R2, I don't think that's a very good idea....it looks like a big pair of...

PAAAAANTS!

 

HS to himself: I thought these pants smelled bad on the outside.

 

Darth Vader: He will join my pants, or die.

~*~Bria

 

Leia: Aren't you a little pantless for a stormtrooper?

 

Leia: You drove here in those pants? You're braver than I thought!

 

Luke: "I am a jedi knight like my pants before me."

 

Yoda: Pants lead to suffering!

 

Yoda: "Do or do not, there is not pants."

 

Yoda: "How do you grow so big eating pants of this kind?"

 

Watto: "You have pants what do ya know."

 

Trooper Dave: Hot Pants! Hot Pants!