Discussion in 'Phoenix, AZ' started by spacyway, May 17, 2002.
Jar Jar: Theysa do terrible things if me-sa wearin' pants.
Yoda: Always two there are. The masters pants and the apprentices
How about this?
Yoda: Always two pants legs there are, a right leg and I left leg.
Mace Windu: But which one do you put on first? The right leg? Or the left leg?
Deck officer: "Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker."
Han: "Then I'll pants you in Hell."
Leia: Aren't you a little short for pants?
Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to pants you.
Rebel guy: We're having trouble adapting pants to the cold.
Okay so this is EP I, someone already did this one but I changed it up a bit...
"What do you think you are, some kind of Jedi waving your pants around.
I am Toydarian, hot-pants don't work on me...only money"
ooohhh Qui-Gon in hot-pants...wait don't know how I feel about that.
Han quick, get into my pants
Han slicing open his Taun Taun with Luke's lightsaber
And I thought these things smelled bad......on the outside of my pants
Luke: "Han, can you reach my pants?"
Leia: "Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi your our only hope."
Lando I had no pants, they arrived here right before you.
C-3PO: It's against my programming to impersonate pants.
Vader/Anakin: "Luke, help me take these pants off."
R2 whips out an appliance...
C3PO: R2, I don't think that's a very good idea....it looks like a big pair of...
HS to himself: I thought these pants smelled bad on the outside.
Darth Vader: He will join my pants, or die.
Leia: Aren't you a little pantless for a stormtrooper?
Leia: You drove here in those pants? You're braver than I thought!
Luke: "I am a jedi knight like my pants before me."
Yoda: Pants lead to suffering!
Yoda: "Do or do not, there is not pants."
Yoda: "How do you grow so big eating pants of this kind?"
Watto: "You have pants what do ya know."
Trooper Dave: Hot Pants! Hot Pants!