The Pants Game is back!!! *again*

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  1. sideshow212 Former RSA

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    ok everyone this is REALLY fun! we did this a long time ago, and i think it is time to revive it. its time to test your Star Wars quote knowledge...
    here's how it works:
    take a line out of any Star Wars movie and replace a word with PANTS.

    like this:

    YODA: your PANTS, you will not need them...(ESB)

    or,

    C-3PO: he suggests sir, that if you remove the PANTS he might be able to play back the entire message...(ANH)

    one more then it's your turn,

    LANDO: han will have those PANTS down, we gotta give him more time!(ROTJ)

    have fun! ;)
  2. Jedi-of-Shadow Jedi Padawan

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    Feb 6, 2002
    Jar Jar: Gungans no like'n PANTS, so don't speck a warm welcome. (TPM)

    Jedi-of-Shadow
  3. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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    Darth Vader: "I find your lack of PANTS disturbing."

    Luke: "I used to bulls-eye womprats in my PANTS back home and they're not much bigger than two meters."

    Han: "Maybe you'd like it back in your PANTS, your highness!"

    India Alpha
  4. Bria Manager Emeritus, -MNFF Council

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    I just as soon kiss pants!

    ~*~Bria
  5. Subjugator Jedi Youngling

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    Luke - "But I was going to go into Toshi Station to pick up some pants."

    Han - "Hokey religions and pants are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

    C3PO - "I'm sitting here in pants, and you're having delusions of grandeur!"

    Greedo - "Jabba's put a pants on your head so large every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. heh heh heh.""
  6. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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    Yoda: "Judge me by my PANTS do you?"

    Han: "You look strong enough to pull the PANTS off a gundark, kid."

    Rebel Officer: "Your PANTS will freeze before you reach the first marker!"

    India Alpha
  7. Subjugator Jedi Youngling

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    Amidala - "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants."

    Amidala - "Our fate is in your pants."

  8. sideshow212 Former RSA

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    IDIOTS_ARRAY, you rule at this!
    try these on for size(no pun intended...)

    LUKE TO YODA: i don't want your help, i want my PANTS back, i'm gonna need them to get out of this slimey mudhole! (ESB)

    THE EMPEROR TO LUKE: you, like your PANTS, are now mine!(ROTJ)

    VADER TO LUKE: i see you have constructed new PANTS, your skills are complete.(ROTJ)

    hehe i love this stuff....

  9. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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    :D

    Leia: "The PANTS can only be opened for a short time, so stay close to your transports." ;)

    Leia: "My PANTS are dirty."
    Han: "My PANTS are dirty too. What are you afraid of?"

    Vader: "Pants do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses."

    Idiots Array
  10. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    **cracking up** Ohh yes, I need this. [face_laugh] My fingers are raw from sewing. Let's see...

    Leia: General Tarkin! I should have expected to find you holding Vader's Pants! :eek:

    Lando: I'm Lando Calrissian, administrator of these Pants. And who might you be?

    Leia: Into the Pants, FLYBOY!!

    heeee...
  11. sideshow212 Former RSA

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    :D
    here's a couple more....

    LEIA:aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
    LUKE: huh? oh the PANTS....(ANH)

    LANDO:having a little trouble with your PANTS?
    HAN:no, no trouble why?(ESB)

    man, i can go on like this forever....
  12. Subjugator Jedi Youngling

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    George Lucas - "Pants without a story is a pretty boring thing."

    Emperor - "Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the Dark Side."

    C3PO - "Of course Artoo has been known to make pants...from time to time...."


  13. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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    Veers: "Lord Vader, I've reached the main power generator. The PANTS will be down in moments."

    Vader: "I'm altering the PANTS. Pray I do not alter them any further."

    India Alpha
  14. sideshow212 Former RSA

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    heres one of my favorites...

    VADER TO BOBA FETT: they are to be taken alive... and NO PANTS!
    BOBA FETT: as you wish...(ESB)

    woo man! that one always gets me!
  15. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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  16. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL!!! Anyone who wants to see the Star Wars Sex jokes, PM me. I'll dig 'em up from the depths of harddrive oblivion. ;)

    kreleia ^.^

    Ben: Your father wanted you to have Pants when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

    Luke: Uncle Owen! These Pants have a bad motivator, look!


    Han: Ten-thousand, all in advance.
    Luke: Ten-thousand!? We could almost buy our own Pants with that!
  17. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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    Han: "I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your PANTS."

    Lando: "You see, I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of my PANTS forever."

    Leia: "I don't know where you get your PANTS, laserbrain."

    India Alpha

    EDIT: It helps to do these things while you're watching Star Wars. ;)
  18. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    Cheater! :p

    Ben: In my experience, there's no such thing as Pants.
  19. EmprsHandMick Jedi Master

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    Also fun, the best SW lines for the dirty minded...
    such as "Luke, at that speed are you sure you're going to be able to pull out in time?"
    "Get in there you big furry coward, I don't care what you smell!"
    and for the truly disturbed... "'I have felt him my Master.' 'Strange that I have not'"
  20. Subjugator Jedi Youngling

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    Old dead guy - ""Use the pants, Luke!"

    Maul - ""At last we shall reveal our pants to the Jedi, at last we shall have our revenge."

    Yoda - "Pants not make one great."

    Leia - "You do have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have pants."

    Yoda - ""I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."

  21. EmprsHandMick Jedi Master

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    "How long have you had these pants?' 'About 3 or 4 seasons.' 'They are for sale if you want them.'"
  22. Subjugator Jedi Youngling

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    Vader - "Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants and bring me the passengers. I want them alive."

    Han - "Then I'll see you in pants!"

    Leia - "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my pants?"

    Han - "Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got time for pants."
  23. aztrooper0013 Jedi Knight

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    Jan 27, 2002
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    Trooper: Stop that ship!! PANTS them!

    Trooper: How long have you had these Pants?

    Trooper: These aren't the Pants we're looking for....

    Luke: It's a good thing you had these Pants!
    Han: I use them for smuggling.

    Vader: She must have hidden the Pants in the Escape Pod.

    Lando: We should be getting a reading on those Pants, up or down!

    Chewie: PANTS Pants, PAnts paNTSS Pants pants pants!!

    ::shrugs::
  24. sideshow212 Former RSA

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    how about these....

    VADER TO LUKE: you are unwise to lower your PANTS! (ROTJ)

    VADER TO EMPEROR: his PANTS my lord...
    EMPEROR:ah yes, a jedi's weapon....(ROTJ)

    i've gotta go watch episode I again and get some more...
  25. sideshow212 Former RSA

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    EMPEROR TO LUKE: now you will pay the price for your lack of PANTS!(ROTJ)
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