Phx The Pants Game is back!!! *again*

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by sideshow212, Feb 8, 2002.

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  1. kreleia Jedi Knight

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    Thanks to Obey Wann for this one. :D (he posted the line in the Saber Construction Group thread)

    Obi-Wan: You've taken your first Pants into a larger world.

    -OR-

    Obi-Wan: You've taken your first step into larger Pants. (uuhhhh... :D )

    ^.^
  2. Idiots Array Jedi Knight

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    Lando: "Attention, this is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of the PANTS. I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive."

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  3. Anwelei Jedi Youngling

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    Obi-Wan: "His reading's off the charts. More than 20, 000. Not even Master Yoda has a PANT count that high!"
  4. QuiGon_butnot4gotten Jedi Youngling

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    Leia to Han Solo in the detention center- In to the pants flyboy.
  5. sideshow212 Former RSA

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    HAN: whats the cargo?
    OBI-WAN: only passengers; myself, the boy, two droids... and no PANTS! (ANH)

  6. Idiots Array Jedi Knight

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    Yoda: "For the PANTS it is time to eat as well."

    Han: "No, but he has no love for the PANTS, I can tell you that."

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  7. EmprsHandMick Jedi Padawan

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    sithspit! IA beat me to the Yoda one. :)
    Boussh "I have come for the pants on this Wookiee"
    Threepio: "The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and will gladly pay you the reward of pants"
    Leia: "We have powerful pants"
    Vader: "What is thy bidding, my Pants?" (my personal fave :) )
    Vader: "I have pants, my Master." Palpy: "Strange that I have not."
    Ok, so I'm watching ROTJ right now :)
  8. QuiGon_butnot4gotten Jedi Youngling

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    On Cloud City
    DV- Obi Wan never told you what happened to your pants.

    Luke- He told me enough, he told me you killed him.

    DV- No, Luke I am your pants.

    Luke- No that's not true, that's impossible.

    DV- Search your pants Luke you know it to be true.
  9. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    Darth Maul: At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi, at last we will have revenge.

    OR

    Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last we will have pants.
  10. EmprsHandMick Jedi Padawan

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    TD0690,
    "Dewback specialist"? Is that anything like "Nerf herder"? ;)
  11. sideshow212 Former RSA

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    GRAND MOFF TARKIN: i've just recieved word that the emperor has just dissolved the PANTS permenantly...(ANH)
  12. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    EmprsHandMick, nerf herding and being an Imperial trained specialist have nothing in common. You just watch yourself Rebel.

    Dr. Evazan to Luke: You just watch your pants.
  13. EmprsHandMick Jedi Padawan

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    Hmm... I think you forgot the word "scum" :)
    Am I supposed to be afraid or something?
  14. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    I didn't forget anything, I was just trying to be nice so that I could gain Rebel trust and later abuse it. There's no reason why a Sandtrooper and Rebel Jawa Scum can't get along. :D Except for all the obvious reasons.
  15. kreleia Jedi Knight

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    I see you had graveyard shift last night, TD0690. Most of us local rebels (and resident jawa scum) are pretty harmless during the wee hours of the night - well, except for weekends (raiding party!! woohoo!). Just outta curiosity, what exactly does being a Dewback Specialist entail? :D **runs**

    Oh, BTW, welcome to our Tatooine hideout! :) If you ever have any questions that only a high-ranking Rebel could answer (or one of the Tusken Raiders starts pestering you) feel free to e-mail or PM either [link=http://boards.theforce.net/user.asp?usr=304892]me[/link] or [link=http://boards.theforce.net/user.asp?usr=237819]Idiots Array[/link]. We both have taps into the Rebel and Imperial information grids, although the Imperial Garrison is supposedly the real power in the valley. ;)

    kreleia ^.^

    EDIT: Hmmmm... guess I should try to keep some of this message on the original thread subject...

    Yoda: Judge me by my Pants, do you?
    (don't know if that one's been done already)
  16. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    kreleia, I'm afraid I can't disclose any information on exactly what a Dewback Specialist entails, that's classified information. Although I can say this...it has to do with Dewbacks. :) You Rebel Scum are harmless all hours of the day or night. You people just get lucky... a lot. Because of your luck you go around questioning Imperial authority. Well I hope TD-0013 sees this, maybe he can set you straight. What's with the Jawas attacking Imperial Sandtroopers anyways? Is it because they think they're Jedi running around in those little cloaks? :D BTW, thanks for the welcome, it's more than I got from certain Jawa Scum. :)

    Dr. Evazan to Luke: He doesn't like pants. I don't like pants either.
  17. QuiGon_butnot4gotten Jedi Youngling

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    At least Jawas can hit a slow moving droid (R2-D2, in EPIV.) ;)
  18. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    Sandtroopers can hit anything you throw at them. You never saw Sandtroopers fire at R2-D2 did you? I rest my case.
  19. EmprsHandMick Jedi Padawan

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    Rebels get lucky alot, hmm?
    Stormtroopers, it seems, NEVER get lucky.... ;)
  20. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    I beg to differ, Stormtroopers\Sandtroopers get lucky all the time, chicks love a man in Imperial armor. If that's not what you meant well we don't need luck, we have skill and years of Imperial training. All you have IS luck.
  21. EmprsHandMick Jedi Padawan

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    Yes, that was of course what I meant.
    And you Imperial cannon fodder can go on underestimating us if you like. Makes our job that much easier
  22. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    Hey Rebel Scum, there's no need for the hostility. We don't underestimate you, we know that you Rebels aren't worth the effort. Which is probably the reason we never gave fighting you much effort.
  23. EmprsHandMick Jedi Padawan

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    *decides her boss may like to hear about the last statement concerning the trooper not putting much effort into work*
  24. TD0690 Jedi Padawan

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    The point is that we don't have to put the effort into killing Rebels, it's just too easy. Besides we were winning until someone slipped some drugs into our food before the battle of Endor. How else to you explain sticks and rocks stopping Stormtroopers in armor? They probably saw big dancing pink banthas coming at them, freaked out and fell down when the rocks (pinks banthas) hit them.
  25. EmprsHandMick Jedi Padawan

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