The pants of the star wars universe Episode I

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  1. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    LOL! LINES FROM EPISODE I CHANGED TO PANTS!!! Found this on a web site, had to post it.
    "I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a commitee." --Queen Amidala

    "Always there are two there are: master and pants." --Yoda

    "I think we're going to have to accept Federation pants for the time being." --Senator Palpatine

    "Will I ever see you again?" --Anakin
    "What do your pants tell you?" --Shmi

    "At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul

    "Wipe them out. All of their pants." --Darth Sidious

    "After that army takes control the pants, they will come here and take control of you." --Obi-Wan

    "You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." --Mace Windu

    "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants." --Queen Amidala

    "Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala

    "The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan

    "Our pants are dying senator, we must act quickly." --Queen Amidala

    "You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan

    "And when they find us, they will pants us, grind us into tiny pieces, then blast us into oblivion." --Obi-Wan

    "Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme

    "We are symbionts with the pants." --Qui-Gon

    "Of course you know our pants are perfectly legal." --Nute Gunray

    "We would be happy to recieve the ambassators' pants." --Nute Gunray

    "This is my apprentice Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." --Darth Sidious

    "You should be proud of your son, he gives with no thought of pants" --Qui-Gon

    "I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" --Watto

    "What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" --Watto

    "What was it?" --Obi-Wan
    "I don't know, but it was well trained in the Jedi pants." --Qui-Gon

    "It's off the charts! Not even master Yoda has a pants count that high." --Obi-Wan

    "Pants are microscopic organisms that live in our blood cells." --Qui-Gon

    "Be mindful of your pants, boy." --Mace Windu

    "Always two pant legs there are. No more, no less." --Yoda

    "I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this pants dispute." --Qui-Gon

    "This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." --Senator Palpatine

    "I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin

    "Your little pants are at an end, your highness." --Nute Gunray

    "My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." --Qui Gon

    "Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin and no pants? When are youza thinkin weza in trouble?" --Jar-Jar

    "R2, get us out of these pants, they're gonna get us both killed!" --Anakin

    "That is why we must not fail to get the pants." --Amidala

    "Ah yes! Pants! We got lots of that." --Watto

    "And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine

    "Thank you for your pants, we leave in peace." --Qui-Gon

    "My pants are showing! Oh dear..." --Threepio

    "I'm sorry I didn't finish you, Threepio. Give you pants and all. You've been a great pal." --Anakin

    "Mom, Mom! We sold the pants! Look at all the money we made!" --Anakin

    "Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants, and thats what I'm going to do." --Anakin

    "No pants are worth two slaves. Not by a long shot." --Watto

    "I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only pants." --Watto

    "Your thoughts dwell on your pants." --Ki-Adi-Mundi

    "I care for you too...only I...miss...." --Anakin
    "Your pants?" --Padme

    "I do not believe the pants could have returned without us knowing." --Mace Windu

    "Impossible, the pants have been extinct for a millennia."- Ki-Adi-Mundi

    "And no one else has Nubian pants, I guarantee you that!" --Watto

    "If the pants were correct, I will find them quickly, master." --Darth Maul

    "Negotiations? We've lost all pants!" --Sio Bibble

    "Gungans
  2. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    "You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark." --Han

    "Judge me by my pants, do you?" --Yoda

    "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants." --Yoda

    "Your pants, you will not need them." --Yoda

    "I am altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them any further." --Vader

    "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants." --Vader

    "Search your pants. You know it to be true." --Darth Vader

    "I don't want your help. I want my pants back. I'm going to need it to get out of this slimy mudhole." --Luke

    "Mudhole? Slimy? My pants these are!"---Yoda

    "But Master Yoda! How will I know the good pants from the bad?" --Luke

    "Yoda... I'm ready to wear pants! Ben, tell him I'm ready." --Luke

    "Wrougghhh! Rohh wrahh pants whroaah." --Chewie
  3. _-Reborn_Jedi-_ Jedi Master

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    LMAO holy crap I'm laughing so hard it hurts! That's good stuff!
  4. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    "Looking! Found some pants you have, I would say, hmm?" --Yoda

    " A Jedi must have the deepest pants . . ." --Yoda

    "R2-D2 where are your pants?" --Threepio
    "I find your lack of pants disturbing." --Darth Vader

    "We'll be sent to the pant's mines of Kessel for sure!" --Threepio

    "These pants are now the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use them." --Motti

    "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home." --Luke

    "Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about?" --Threepio

    "TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? TK-421, do you copy?" --Gantry Officer

    "Lock the door." --Luke "And hope they don't have pants." --Han
    "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board." --Leia

    "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness." --Han

    "You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." --Leia

    "No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" --Leia

    "You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done." --Uncle Owen
    "A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." --Vader

    "She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." --Vader

    "Curse my metal pants, I wasn't fast enough!" --Threepio

    "Put those pants away before you get us all killed!" --Leia

    "Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction." --Han
    "How long have you had those pants?" --Stormtrooper

    "Look sir, pants." --Stormtrooper

    "Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." --Obi Wan

    "The pants are what give a Jedi his power." --Obi-Wan

    "Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large pants . . . very dangerous." --Han

    "Something just moved past my leg." --Luke "It's just your pants." --Han
    "He's got too much of his pants in him." --Beru

    "I've never seen such devotion in pants before." --Luke

    "They frighten easily, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants." --Obi Wan

    "The one you're carrying around in your rusty pants!" --Threepio

    "Uh...Threepio, hand me those pants there will you? Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you . . . Okay. Han, you put these on." --Luke

    "You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants." --Greedo, translated

    "Your fathers pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age." --Obi Wan

    "With the pants down, I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to fight?" --Luke

    "I have no need for pants." --Owen Lars

    "I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit." --Leia

    "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants!" --Grand Moff Tarkin

    "All right, men. Load your pants!" --Stormtrooper

    "Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate pants." --Threepio

    "You're pants are weak old man." --Vader

    "Until these pants are fully operational, we are vunerable." --Tagge

    "Years ago you served my father in the pants." --Leia

    "I regret I am unable to present my father's request to you in pants." --Leia

    "No pants! No pants!" --Wuher, the bartender

    "Myself, the boy, two droid, and no pants." --Obi-Wan

    "Biggs is right, I'm never going to get out of these pants." --Luke

    "Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." --Greedo

    "But the harvest is when I need pants the most." --Owen

    "Owen, he can't stay here forever. All his pants have already gone. It means so much to him" --Beru

    "All the excitement has overloaded the pants in my companion here." --Threepio

    "In my pants, there's no such thing as luck." --Obi Wan

    "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader."

    "So you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?" --Leia
    "That's right. I've got some old pants to take off." --Han

    "Lock pants i
  5. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

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    four words: too much free time.
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