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The Pants Strike Back!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by PtrsonsZOO, Sep 22, 2002.

  1. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jul 30, 2001
    We need to get somethin' happenin' 'round here, o let's whip out the pants again. No, wait not like that, no my eyes, my eyes!!!! :D

    I felt a horrible tremor in the force, as though a thousand people ripped off their pants in public and then were naked.
     
  2. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    Mar 11, 2002
    Would you stop it! I already tried! the Pants are magnetically sealed!
     
  3. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jul 30, 2001
    Do you think this bucket of pants will hold together?

    It'll hold together, please baby hold together
     
  4. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    You've never heard of the Millenium Pants, it did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs
     
  5. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Being held by your pants is hardly enough to get me excited, Captain.

    Sorry sister, haven't got time for anything else right now.
     
  6. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    Mar 11, 2002
    LOL!

    Han'll have those pants down, we've gotta give him more time!
     
  7. Jedi Girl of Corellia

    Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jun 23, 2000
    From the moment I met you, all
    those years ago, a day hasn't gone
    by when I haven't thought of pants.
    And now that I'm close to pants again,
    I'm in agony. The closer I get to
    pants, the worse it gets. The
    thought of not being with pants I
    can't breathe. I'm haunted by the
    pants you should never have given
    me. My heart is beating, hoping
    that pants will not become a scar.
    You are in my very pants,
    tormenting me. What can I do? I
    will do anything you ask...

    The ultimate declaration of love to pants ;)
     
  8. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    Mar 11, 2002
    You are in my very pants,
    tormenting me.


    LMFAO!!!!
     
  9. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 17, 2002
    Yub nub, eee pants yub nub
     
  10. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 17, 2002
    "I shall build a grand pants army of the republic"
     
  11. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 17, 2002
    Anakin - We came to rescue you.

    Obi Wan - Good pants.
     
  12. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    Mar 11, 2002
    It's all Obi-Wan's fault, he's holding my pants!
     
  13. arrowheadpodracer

    arrowheadpodracer Jedi Master star 5

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    Apr 9, 2002
    hmmm... more happening in my pants, I feel.


    lost his pants master Obi-Wan has!... hehe how embarrasing.. how embarassing. :)
     
  14. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    Mar 11, 2002
    lol josh, I was JUST thinking that one!!
     
  15. arrowheadpodracer

    arrowheadpodracer Jedi Master star 5

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    Obi-Wan: "what would she do if she were in your position?!!"

    Anakin: "she would... change her pants.

    Cause seriously Master, she has this thing about clothes. She has like 3 hundred outfits!! Force help me, I'm serious... lets leave her."




    8-}
     
  16. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    Mar 11, 2002
    There's nothin we can do about it kid, we're caught in the pants, they're pulling us all in.

    They're not gonna get me without pants!
     
  17. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    Mar 11, 2002
    Okay Chewie, I'm going to put these on you. *growl* Okay Han, you put these on him. (pants understood)
     
  18. arrowheadpodracer

    arrowheadpodracer Jedi Master star 5

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    Apr 9, 2002
    lmfao

    good one dude. I picture Luke holding up this big ol' pair of tan courderoys for some reason. very seventies. lol
     
  19. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jul 30, 2001
    I don't care what you smell, jump in the pants!
     
  20. arrowheadpodracer

    arrowheadpodracer Jedi Master star 5

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    Apr 9, 2002
    Luke: "but with my pants down, I cant even see! How am I supposed to fight?!"

    moments later....

    Luke "i really could feel something!"

    Ben: looking concerned "uh... great Luke... you've taken your first step into larger pants."
     
  21. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Look Sister, I'm not in this for your pants, I'm in it for the money. (no wait, he was in it for her pants, or least for her out of them ;) ;/ )
     
  22. arrowheadpodracer

    arrowheadpodracer Jedi Master star 5

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  23. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "Excuse me, I'm in charge of pants here m'lady"
     
  24. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 17, 2002
    "There aren't enough pants to protect the Republic"

    or

    "There aren't enough Jedi to protect the pants"
     
  25. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 17, 2002
    I love democracy, I love the pants.