The Phantom Mullet... Lord preserve us all, it's a song.

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  1. Commander-DWH Shiny Costuming & Props Manager

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    Courtesy of the Five Iron Frenzy CD my best friend just gave me (All the Hype that Money can Buy):

    The Phantom Mullet
    Five Iron Frenzy

    Cruisin' downtown in your Camaro,
    REO Speedwagon on the stereo.
    It's kind of catchy,
    Kind of a virus,
    Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus.
    You're probably bummed,
    You probably cried,
    You're probably sad that the guy from Lynrd Skynrd died,
    You're
    probably singing "oh, oh, oh",
    All night long.

    [Chorus:]
    Feel the
    power of the PHANTOM MULLET,
    Tremble and cower from the PHANTOM MULLET,
    White metal burn of the PHANTOM MULLET,
    Combed straight or permed it's THE PHANTOM MULLET,
    And you, cutting it short on top,
    I want that for me.
    Growing it long in the back,
    So savage and so free.

    Drop into first you're taking it slow,
    You're such a rock-star,
    You could never know.
    I wish I was singing, "oh, oh, oh",
    All night long.



    ...for some reason, this just made me think of you guys. :D
  2. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

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    Mar 13, 2002
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    YES!!! FINALLY A SONG THAT INTEGRATES THE POWER OF STAR WARS AND THE MULLET!
  3. Jedi_BMack Jedi Master

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    May 25, 2002
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  4. DonC Jedi Master

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    Mar 30, 2001
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    You've doomed us all.
  5. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    Mar 16, 2002
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    As official representivie of the Mullet, I did not autherize the use of The Mullet in this fashion, but since they did such a good job, I shall endorse them...

    VIVA LA MULLET!!!
  6. Krash RSA Emeritus

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