Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Jairen, Sep 12, 2005.
Pub's open. Keep it tidy... at least for the first minute
I made my decision off these two PM's
I thought i'd use the same method as i was employed, and if you read these two pages you'll discover the method (Sucking up to people)
So, without further reading the new FFUK Barman is:
[image=http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/Jedi_nath/done.jpg] Congrats JonJedi and i think you'll be a great Barman who's: funny, well known, will do a great job!
Who wants a drink then!
Go on! I'll have a pint of the best ale!
You better treasure that certificate (the image in the first post)!
Absinthe please Jon.
The Intoxicator Inn
A new pub
I'll have something traditionally English please Jon to celebrate England reclaiming The Ashes
Yay, cherryade me bardude!
Yeah, The Ashes are ours again!
Infact cherryade all round for that!
Hi new barstool
Put FatBurts stool do not use sign on it
Heya all. So we have a new pub? Let the trashing begin!!
*puts in winda's with bar stool*
And sid since you got the last post on the old pub this cherryade's on me. Actually to celebrate my new position drinks all around.
Yeah I was proud of that. Cheers Jon!
It is a great day, let us all be happy
plays We Are the Champions on the Jukebox
Pint of baileys pls barkeep.
*Sits on barstool and raises glass to Jon and nods* Ahh, a well deserved rest...
Shame our National Football team sucks.And they're probably on more money than the Rugby and Cricket teams put together!
*serves Ogli* I love this, I feel like Alfie Moon (Before he got sacked)
*Switches EastEnders on pub tv*
Ah, its fun to have a new pub
smells the freshness
Darn, I tried to suppress it but The Ad is back!
*carries on trashing place, smashes glasses, breaks tables, burns carpet, torches curtains, tears wallpaper, damages ceiling, scratches bar...*
There we go, just like the last one
looks at the destruction
sits in large chair in the corner
All we need is some straw on the floor now and it will be perfick!
Hey, I had to leave something for the rest of yous to break...
shoots down Chandelier with grenade launcher
Be careful of the glass
Thats it Dickie Out! And anyone else who wants to make a mess can get out too!
*Picks up Dickie and chucks him out the window*
Wow! The first drunk I've thrown out. I was born for this job. And before you do, don't call me a punk Dickie.