Before - Legends The Pirates of KOTOR- Some Gilbert and Sullivan Spoofage for your enjoment

Okay, since it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, and I have a handful of parodies from Pirates of Penzance floating around, I thought I'd throw them your way.

Title: The Pirates of KOTOR
Author: DWH
Genre: extreme spoofage
Characters: The KOTOR/Blue Side crew
Notes: Modern Major Canderous is a repost, but updated to include some new rewritten lyrics and an encore. With Cat-Like Tread is 100% repost. But Assassination Duties is brand new and shiny!



Modern Major Canderous (I am the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore)

Canderous:
I am the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore
I've information present and of all things that have gone before
I know the Knights of Coruscant, and quote the fights historical
From Onderon to Malachor, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters strategetical
I understand all tactics, both the real and hypothetical
About binomial entry codes I'm teeming with a lot o' facts
With many cheerful facts about the people we mean to attack

Chorus of Mandalorians:
With many cheerful facts about the people we mean to attack
With many cheerful facts about the people we mean to attack
With many cheerful facts about the people we mean to-a to attack

Canderous:
I'm very good with making sure our people are not penitent
I know the way to infiltrate all beings who are sentient
In short, in matters present and of all things that have gone before
I am the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

Chorus of Mandalorians:
In short in matters present, and of all things that have gone before
He is the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

Canderous:
I know our mythic history, of Revan and the great Sith War
I blast all en?my fighters, I've a taste for missiles that go far
I quote in elegiacs all the tales of flying Basilisks
And tell in gory detail all the times that I have taken risks

I can tell undoubted Jedi traps from many miles away in space
I know the number of grenades it takes to level Davik?s place
Then I can the difference ?tween two soldiers who look just the same
And tell all of the tales from that Knights of the Old Republic game

Chorus of Mandalorians:
And tell all of the tales from that Knights of the Old Republic game
And tell all of the tales from that Knights of the Old Republic game
And tell all of the tales from that Knights of the Old Republicpublic game

Canderous:
Then I can write a washing bill in some ancient Sith cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Darth Revan?s former uniform
In short, in matters present and of all things that have gone before
I am the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

Chorus of Mandalorians:
In short, in matters present and of all things that have gone before
He is the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

Canderous:
In fact, when I know what is meant by "rapid shot" and "force persuade"
When I can tell at sight a blaster rifle from a vibroblade
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I can hit a kill-shot from a dead run to a comfy walk
When I know more of tactics than a gizka on the Ebon Hawk
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say that Mandalore is just the greatest of this century

Chorus of Mandalorians:
You'll say that Mandalore is just the greatest of this century
You'll say that Mandalore is just the greatest of this century
You'll say that Mandalore is just the greatest of this centurcentury

Canderous:
For my military knowledge, of which I?ve acquired quite a sum
Has only been brought down e?er since the start of the millennium
But still, in matters present and in all things that have gone before
I am the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

Chorus of Mandalorians:
But still, in matters present and in all things that have g