FF:QLD The *plan* ( Attention Sad Lonely Bastards, Brisbane Branch ;)).

Ok, saturday, AOTC screening. Most girls who attend the screening would be *Star Wars* chicks right, in marketing lingo, this saturday night presents us with a *rich* opportunity to strategically launch a concentrated campaign to find ourselves that most elusive, etherally exciting of entities-the fabled, almost mythical *Star Wars chick*.

In my dreams, we all get one, in reality we should get laughed at. Hopefully, history will prove me wrong , and reality will prove to be unreal

So what are you waiting for. Put on your finest Jedi/Darth costumes. Polish those lightsabres ( not in that way, whatever were you thinking ) and go forth and embrace the opportunities that the benevolent *Force* has bestowed upon us .

 

Are you sure about that?

 

You question my authority?

Clever man

 

In reality, I'm laughing at you now!

 

I don't think I want to go now.

 

Ok, saturday, AOTC screening. Most girls who attend the screening would be *Star Wars* chicks right, in marketing lingo, this saturday night presents us with a *rich* opportunity to strategically launch a concentrated campaign to find ourselves that most elusive, etherally exciting of entities-the fabled, almost mythical *Star Wars chick*.

As an obviously mythical Star Wars chick, I'm laughing my arse off right now

Good luck guys

Kithera

 

Hye thanks Kit ...hey it funny that they have all come out pof the woods to this thread

 

Ah, so this is to be taken as meaning you don't enjoy the same status up in Queensland as you did down here in Victoria Paul?

'Charm'... scoff scoff scoff scoff...

 

[PLAY] 'Hi, my name's Monica. I'm a big Star Wars fan, and i'm waiting just 4 U...' [STOP]

 

hey it funny that they have all come out pof the woods to this thread

Yes, the two of us

Seriously though, good luck and have fun. Don't come on too corny and for gawd's sake don't wear your star wars costumes - they'll run a mile when they see you coming.

Kithera

 

Then what do you suggest?

 

Attacking them in groups with drawn lightsabres

Seriously? I think just talking to the girls there would go down well. Being friendly and chatting to them (and listening!) is always a good first step

Kithera

 

Really? Wow... Who would of thunk it

 

Attacking them in groups with drawn lightsabres

Seriously? I think just talking to the girls there would go down well. Being friendly and chatting to them (and listening!) is always a good first step

Kithera

Thanks for the advice Kit.

But I think I am now beyond redemption. I have fallen to the dork side. I love my computer, marketing and ecommerce and a girl will inevitably distract me from building my e empire. Pffft, Bill Gates must have been a sad man too

 

What do you really want JP? Here is someone giving you some inside information.
And here's my two cents, don't talk yourself down. Girls hate that. Would you buy a computer from someone who kept pointing out how outdated it was, what a slow internet connection it had etc.? (dodgy analogy... don't know enough about computers to really make it work - but you get the point right!)

I don't want to read any more sad stories about failure in this "quest" of yours. Only positives. If it isn't good, I don't want to read about it, and the ladies don't want to hear about it.

Now get out there Tiger!

 

But, not talking yourself down does not entail telling them how 'BIG' your package is. That stuff they can find out for themselves if you play everything else right.

 

Don't talk yourself up, don't talk yourself down. Just be yourself. Get out there and talk to them. Act natural. Don't try to put on the hard sell or anything. Just let things run their course and see what happens.

 

And most of all, don't let it slip that they will be forced to stay in the kitchen and laundry for the entirety of their lives

And JP: You weren a no-show last night man!! Did all those potential Star Wars chicks make you clam up LOL

 

I am proud to announce absolute and utter failure at ever going out on a date!

And JP - you missed out on all those star wars chicks, dude, however will you cope?

 

And JP: You weren a no-show last night man!! Did all those potential Star Wars chicks make you clam up LOL

Lol I think so . I think that I was embarrassed to come after making too many silly posts on here .

Actually I fell asleep ...I was sick . So how did the night go...I guess none of you even talked to any *Star Wars Chicks*. Especially Nyder, boy he's a worry

And JP - you missed out on all those star wars chicks, dude, however will you cope?

I think the nerves got to me....you guys would have pressured me to (shock horror!) actually talk to a few *Padmes * and I think that I got sick so that I wouldn't have to face the music so to speak . I mean I am actually embarrassed by some of my posts

I am truly insane

 

"I mean I am actually embarrassed by some of my posts"

No! Seriously?

 

JP - you should do what any good feminist does when there is a problem - blame the patriarchy!!

 

Marvin you're like a broken record

And JP, don't be ashamed -> revel in your geekiness and besides, what really matters when you consider life, the universe and everything?

 

In truth, nothing really matters in the end.