The Political Debate & Slander Thread

Welcome to the Political Debate & Slander Thread, hosted by the EUCNN.

It is hear that you can ask questions to either of the candidates for Chancellor of the EUS, and it is also here that you can make accusations against them for either past transgressions or for their plans for the future.

Our two tickets for the office of Chancellor/Vice-Chancellor are Bardan_Jusik/Adalia-Durron, and Evil_King_Wiggins/CPL_Macja.

Please remember that everything posted in this thread is in good fun and not meant to cause emotional harm.

Evil.

Clean campaigns ended when you decided to run my good name through the dirt last cycle.

I have a question for the two of you, your answers will determine something.

Why are manhole covers round?

Evil.

It wouldn't be politics if there weren't any slander. Oh a bit of mudslinging can show who is really up to the task of being Chancellor.

I was also studying for my finals at the time. Because I spent my time preparing for it I was the class honor graduate. So while I may have lost the last election because of my lack of net time, I managed to win at life.

Good answer for the manholes. You managed to make sense while answering an unexpected question. You have showed considerable creativity.

I have another question for all candidates.

If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have?

Evil.

I myself would have a creamy red jalapeno dressing.

I did enjoy reading your banter during my relaxation period at the end of the day.

Evil.

Being the Editor in Chief of the hosting organization, I would say that I am somewhat in charge.

But I only asked the questions because I wanted to get the ball rolling while also showing that no question is too silly to be asked or answered.

Evil.

I think that they went with blue because our working uniforms have been blue for decades now, and they wanted to hold to their roots while still adjusting to the future. You also cannot tell when the uniform gets stained. Not noticing stains is a big deal when you're on a ship and can rub against grease almost anywhere. So we probably spend less on uniforms now than we used to.

I myself have been using the same four sets that they issued me at boot camp in January of '10. They don't fade nearly as bad as the marine or army uniforms do.

Evil.

1. All of your manhole cover answers are interesting. I have always been taught that the reason for round manhole covers were so they don't fall onto someone who is working under them. Let me explain: If you lift off a square cover and set it to the side and that cover shifts for some reason it has the potential to fall into the hole. A square design is shorter laterally then it is diagonally, whereas a circle is the same size all the way around and therefore would not beable to accidentally fall through the hole. Plus you don't have to worry about having the cover oriented the correct way with a round cover because every side is the same.

2. I don't always eat salads, but when I do I always choose vinegar, olive oil, salt, and black pepper. Stay hungry my friends. (Bonus points to anyone who can identify who or what I am 'quoting'.)

Addie likes her salads like she likes her men... raw and undress!

Yet another example that Mandalorians have absolutely no sense of humor!

You get bonus points for quoting the most interesting man in the world.

Anyhow, I'm off to work now. I'll answer any questions after I get back.

Evil.

Bardan Jusik, is the rumor true that you are in fact the evil Mnggal-Mnggal who intends to consume all the EUC and thus bring about the doom of all that we have worked so hard to build?



My loyalties to my fellow dark ones are clear.

EKW, is it true that you valiantly, bravely stood strong against a horde of rampaging Devaronian assassins, killed them despite having crippling appendicitis at the time and managed to save 100 babies and a beautiful innocent damsel in distress - an act so impressive that surely you deserve the chancellorship based on merit alone?

Yes, actually. That event took place just after I aced my final exam at tech school. The SSgt who was trying to defeat me and take the number one spot in the class hired them to eliminate me while also accusing me of cheating on the test. It was a beautiful and wonderful battle in which I saved many babies of both the human and fluffy animal races.

Evil.