ST The Porg Thread (was "Battle Puffins" and "Porg Backlash?")

WE ARE THE PORG. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS. YOUR WEAPONS, YOU WILL NOT NEED THEM.

WE WILL ADD YOUR TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS AND FORCE POTENTIAL TO OUR OWN.

THE RESISTANCE... IS FUTILE.

WITH OUR POWER, WE WILL REORGANISE THE REPUBLIC INTO THE FIRST...PORG...EMPIRE! FOR A SAFE AND SUCCULENT SOCIETY!

[epic music]

So this is how Dessert dies... with Thunderous applause...

 

The Porg Collective frightens me.

 

Fear is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.

 

We are the Porg, we are the children. We are the ones who make better day...

 

My one hope for IX is that we see Porgs. Seriously.

 

I will never not find that funny.

 

Muster the porghirim.

 

The Porg are a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be un..natural. (read in a Palpatine voice)

I laughed so hard at this!

Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. We will remove your fear. You will become one with the Porg. The Resistance...is futile.

We seek perfection. Fear is irrelevant. Death is irrelevant. Calories are irrelevant. We are the one who is many. We...are the Porg.

For a safe and succulent society!

Episode IX - Rise of the Porgs

How many ships?
Just one, and it's on a direct course to Coruscant...

 

Science can explain why you want to eat a porg

Not too sure about this...I don't particularly find myself wanting to eat kittens. But still an amusing read.

 

I do, and often find myself saying things like “I’m gonna eat your wittle nose!”

 

I agree. I don't want to eat something that cute.

 

I actually threaten to eat my cat at least four times away. He likes to shove his face into my food, so I'll tell him "Touch my food and I'll eat you next" and he'll slowly back away.

I'm not heartless enough to eat a porg, though.

 

Anyone who denies the urge to eat cute things are either lying to us, or lying to themselves. Truth.

 

Oh I eat kittens every single day. I bite their heads off. It's how I stay as the internets.

 

The Porg part of this (which goes from 1:54 to 2:04 BTW) is hilarious and I kind of wish this was what happened in the actual film.

 

I saw a minivan the other day with a stuffed porg in the window, and they had it pressed up against the glass like the porg in that shot in the Falcon.

 

Star Wars has a little something for everyone, and Porgs are one of those things.